Punchlines of the Year!!!!
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Plus ya ol' lady keep callin me baby/ The bitch is a Buick but she call herself Mercedes
Hustlematic
While you was workin on ya delts tryna pump ya pecs/ I was out on my grind down to dump the tec/Hustlematic
This is more than rap music I'm a fuckin mogul/so you bet not in ya life ever call me local/ Hustlematic
I'm from Northern Cali, Valley of the Kings/ I wear my crown dont give a fuck about a ring/Plus ma niggas dont give a fuck about a thing/ they'll cut ya breasts, legs, and thighs, and leave wings/ (what that mean) you chickens dont want no beef/ all that shit you was talkin you dont want no teeth/Hustlematic
Watch me dump what I got left, promptly reload/ so hot out the barrel like clap in ya peehole/Hustlematic
While you punk rappers tryna find a whore to marry/ who end up in the club findin bones to bury/ and it prolly be mine that she find tonight/ she cant rap for shit but she'll be rockin the mic/ poppin it right/ soon I'll be sockin it right/ then I'll send her home to ya/hate gone run thru ya/ but fucka I'll do ya in/ with the 3.5.7 and I aint puttin 2 on the 10/ put 4 in ya car do, 8 in ya friend to let you know I'm not the 1 I recommend/ that you go home and check ya wife/ let her know that you aint takin her shit, this cant be life/ gotta stick to ya guns boi you cant be nice/ and if she get outta line shoot her in the face twice/ Hustlematic
You cant blame me boi it's not my fault/cause you burgundy down while you tryna crip walk/
All quotes from Hustlematic Is The Illest Mixtape Vol. One. In the Streets Now!!!
Hustlematic
While you was workin on ya delts tryna pump ya pecs/ I was out on my grind down to dump the tec/Hustlematic
This is more than rap music I'm a fuckin mogul/so you bet not in ya life ever call me local/ Hustlematic
I'm from Northern Cali, Valley of the Kings/ I wear my crown dont give a fuck about a ring/Plus ma niggas dont give a fuck about a thing/ they'll cut ya breasts, legs, and thighs, and leave wings/ (what that mean) you chickens dont want no beef/ all that shit you was talkin you dont want no teeth/Hustlematic
Watch me dump what I got left, promptly reload/ so hot out the barrel like clap in ya peehole/Hustlematic
While you punk rappers tryna find a whore to marry/ who end up in the club findin bones to bury/ and it prolly be mine that she find tonight/ she cant rap for shit but she'll be rockin the mic/ poppin it right/ soon I'll be sockin it right/ then I'll send her home to ya/hate gone run thru ya/ but fucka I'll do ya in/ with the 3.5.7 and I aint puttin 2 on the 10/ put 4 in ya car do, 8 in ya friend to let you know I'm not the 1 I recommend/ that you go home and check ya wife/ let her know that you aint takin her shit, this cant be life/ gotta stick to ya guns boi you cant be nice/ and if she get outta line shoot her in the face twice/ Hustlematic
You cant blame me boi it's not my fault/cause you burgundy down while you tryna crip walk/
All quotes from Hustlematic Is The Illest Mixtape Vol. One. In the Streets Now!!!
"I'm scouting out the center for milwaukee now i'm all about big bucks" - Lil Rebel
"My money has a fast pace...and yours doesnt exist like a snitch nigga's last case"- Lil Rebel
I'm all about cash flow...I'm trying to have my ends on lock like an offensive tackle" - Lil Rebel
they constantly coming from me...holla at me
"My money has a fast pace...and yours doesnt exist like a snitch nigga's last case"- Lil Rebel
I'm all about cash flow...I'm trying to have my ends on lock like an offensive tackle" - Lil Rebel
they constantly coming from me...holla at me
here's some of ANgie's favorites...
"i raise the bar like Yao Ming doin chin ups
bank rolls that look like ruben studdards stomach doin sit ups"
"i ain't no punk so none of that talk
fuck a pit bull this kid takes his gun for a walk"
"don't interupt when game gets taught
i'll put ya brains in ya hand make you hold that thought"
"you can try to fill my shoes, but whats apparent dude
is that i'm so much bigger it would seem those boots were wearin you"
" we could battle but you wouldn't last a round with me
knock you out in my sleep but that don't mean that you down with me"
"claimin you got clout over me must be a mix up
check his bank account his savings couldn't fill a tip cup"
"i raise the bar like Yao Ming doin chin ups
bank rolls that look like ruben studdards stomach doin sit ups"
"i ain't no punk so none of that talk
fuck a pit bull this kid takes his gun for a walk"
"don't interupt when game gets taught
i'll put ya brains in ya hand make you hold that thought"
"you can try to fill my shoes, but whats apparent dude
is that i'm so much bigger it would seem those boots were wearin you"
" we could battle but you wouldn't last a round with me
knock you out in my sleep but that don't mean that you down with me"
"claimin you got clout over me must be a mix up
check his bank account his savings couldn't fill a tip cup"
"you hold no weight like bitches after miscarriages"-Immortal Technique
"you're infanently hopeless,you sound like shit when you spit live like Jennifer Lopez"-Immortal Technique
"you broke muthafucker,you cats dont burn rubber,you niggas cant even get a fuckin cab like danny glover"-Immortal Technique
"you're infanently hopeless,you sound like shit when you spit live like Jennifer Lopez"-Immortal Technique
"you broke muthafucker,you cats dont burn rubber,you niggas cant even get a fuckin cab like danny glover"-Immortal Technique
Im Down Right Fierce like a Haduken - Warbux
"attacking ya pride traveling back to the motherland to make Zoo Lose like the African tribe" - Writeous diss to Sun Zoo
"Your Friends blow so much smoke up your ass I thought they were givin your colon a shotgun" - Writeous
"Your spiritual beliefs is acting as quaterback and im the cat that Sac Religous" - Writeous
"Dont Quit your Day job cuz you cant Rhyme your tape is called Sold, well i aint buy it this is Date line in his face, before it plus that high pitch voice is annoying i coulda swore you recorded a verse for Dre's Hey Ya" - Writeous
"I never saw him before this I thought he be gangsta and tall when i heard how hard Bux's voice is, saw his goofy picture it was an awful disappointment cuz he smiling so hard i thought his jaws was double jointed" - Ness Lee
"attacking ya pride traveling back to the motherland to make Zoo Lose like the African tribe" - Writeous diss to Sun Zoo
"Your Friends blow so much smoke up your ass I thought they were givin your colon a shotgun" - Writeous
"Your spiritual beliefs is acting as quaterback and im the cat that Sac Religous" - Writeous
"Dont Quit your Day job cuz you cant Rhyme your tape is called Sold, well i aint buy it this is Date line in his face, before it plus that high pitch voice is annoying i coulda swore you recorded a verse for Dre's Hey Ya" - Writeous
"I never saw him before this I thought he be gangsta and tall when i heard how hard Bux's voice is, saw his goofy picture it was an awful disappointment cuz he smiling so hard i thought his jaws was double jointed" - Ness Lee
WHY SPIT SIXTEEN WHEN I CAN GIVE U THIRTY TWO/ FLOWS STAY SICK LIKE THEY HAD THE FLU/ SHOW U BASTARDS WHAT I CAN DO/HATERS STAY ON MY TIP LIKE HEAD WRAPS ON HINDO'S/THAT'S WHY THEY SIT TO AIM/I'M HEAVY OCTAIN/ IN THIS GAME/WHY YOU SPUTTER IN THE FAST LANE/WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT PAIN/CAUSE UNDER PRESSURE YOU'LL CRACK LIKE GLASS.
BY THE ROUND MOUND OF THE NAVY SEALZ CAMP
BY THE ROUND MOUND OF THE NAVY SEALZ CAMP
And Got Souf hoes, who cant keep thier mouth close/
my chain slouch rose, and it look like the jewler
threw a couple of jabs at it, how its out cold/ - J.R. Writer
You'll get shooked thru Yonkers/ i got a brooklyn Onta??/
that keep the thing in the can like the cookie monsta/ J.R. Writer
Im the sickest you heard me hoe, fifth a burst and blow/
have the hospital throw a patch on you like you on birth control/ J.R Writer
Dipset you listen to the heat of the camp/
who known to have skeezers and tramps/
that'll run up on you and give you a shot
like you needed a chance/ J.R Writer
why you try to fall in love, got white birds and i aint talkin bout the morning doves/
stop frontin fake hustler, you aint built to flip/
your baby moms is the only bird you dealing with/
so dip shit scram the dip click stand/
you mad cuz i threw the Rock in the Ring like Vince Mcman/ J.R Writer
my chain slouch rose, and it look like the jewler
threw a couple of jabs at it, how its out cold/ - J.R. Writer
You'll get shooked thru Yonkers/ i got a brooklyn Onta??/
that keep the thing in the can like the cookie monsta/ J.R. Writer
Im the sickest you heard me hoe, fifth a burst and blow/
have the hospital throw a patch on you like you on birth control/ J.R Writer
Dipset you listen to the heat of the camp/
who known to have skeezers and tramps/
that'll run up on you and give you a shot
like you needed a chance/ J.R Writer
why you try to fall in love, got white birds and i aint talkin bout the morning doves/
stop frontin fake hustler, you aint built to flip/
your baby moms is the only bird you dealing with/
so dip shit scram the dip click stand/
you mad cuz i threw the Rock in the Ring like Vince Mcman/ J.R Writer