Punchlines of the Year!!!!

[DJ Kaliph]

i got mo lines than muni , w/ 2 nines like warren sapp/ and fucc a punchline ill knock out tha whole track

"I more than rap for my bucks/keep 2 nines on me/like Warren Sapp from the bucs" Fabolous

watch gun cowards flee/ cuz gun powder be/ the reason these shells spit like sunflower seeds - Rich Lawson

"It ain’t gon stop til these young cowards bleed /and when you see the kid spittin shells, it ain’t gon' be sunflower seeds" Fabolous



Yall need to stop bitin, these fab lines are like 2 years old too and from mixtape freestyles, musta thought niggas would forget by now or somethin...........

 

[J.LOTTO]

Quote:
Originally Posted by J.LOTTO
i got mo lines than muni , w/ 2 nines like warren sapp/ and fucc a punchline ill knock out tha whole track


"I more than rap for my bucks/keep 2 nines on me/like Warren Sapp from the bucs" Fabolous



Yall need to stop bitin, these fab lines are like 2 lines old too, musta thought niggas would forget by now or somethin...........[/QUOTE]




what the fuck are u talkin about, bitin? first off, i wrote that line about 3 years ago. and i never heard fab say that. u swear im waitin for a nigga to say somethin then ill bite it. ur crazy. i got waaay too many punchlines and bars to be bitin the next niggas shit. J.LOTTO

 

[marcus]

DJ Kaliph

I thought you weren't posting on the siccness anymore Tadou?

 

[Tas n Doe 4da05]

DJ Kaliph sorry 2 tell u my nig but that shit my nigga spit is hella older then 2 years old... when i mean hella i mean hella.... all that shit i posted from rich lawson is hella old... my nigga been rappin b4 fab even came out cuzzo... see wha im sayin, ask questions 1st be4 u start jump'n da gun.. niggaz is so silly

 

[dj pimp]

I LOVE BITCHES LIKE I LOVE MY WEED
INDEED, A DIME WITH NO SEED... REED DOLLAZ


I'M SO DEEP IN THE STREET, I BE SWIMMIN IN CONCRETE

I'M THE HARDEST MUTHA FUCKA WALKIN THE PLANET
I SPIT ON JURMAINE THEN I HIT ON JANET

BOTH FROM DJ PIMP

DJ PIMP HAS SPOKEN... BEEEEOTCH

 

[J.LOTTO]

in 1999 i wrote:

i have ya body lookin like a crash test dummy/ nigga, i beez a g but i aint from cash money.

the chicks see me stuntin wanna get on tha nuts/ cuz the rims on they navi, they could fit on a bus

 

[Wynter]

DJ Kaliph sorry 2 tell u my nig but that shit my nigga spit is hella older then 2 years old... when i mean hella i mean hella.... all that shit i posted from rich lawson is hella old... my nigga been rappin b4 fab even came out cuzzo... see wha im sayin, ask questions 1st be4 u start jump'n da gun.. niggaz is so silly

Maybe he actually read the thread title and assumed
that shit was supposed to be current, ya know, since the title says Punchlines of the Year!!!, not shit from 5 years ago.

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

what ever happened to being humble?

lol, I mean I mean

"princess cuts the size of a window, I'm a wind down my watch" Chamillionaire

60" tv screen I can view from a side angle, my crib you could get lost like it's the bermuda triangle" Cham

"music slower than a running turtle, let me tell you what they sip up in my circle, samuel jackson, whoopi goldberg, oprah winfrey...the color purple" chamill

"I leave you feelin "light-headed" like the liberty statue" me

the ones in my sig...

"People checkin out my 'body' like it's sylvia saint,
96 impala colored salsa, but ain't no 'chips' in the paint" me

"I want more 'green' in my palm than the leaves of a palm tree,
and I'll get it cause I'm connected to the hood like a drawstring" me

"I'm rollin slow, jammin screw, like the boys in houston do, but fast enough to twist the 'squares' on ya block like a rubix cube" me

"I roll alone, but blue tones of clothes is quick to show, that it ain't all good, and they packin heat like a car hood" me

"which by the way, chris kicks more 'bars' than inmates,
I have to hideaway cause i fuck more foreign hoes than JIN dates" me

"your style's shitty like you had a pack of laxatives, you can't come back from this, man you 'kiddin' yourself like michael jackson is" me

"I’ve carried "4-5’s" many more times than Michael J,
While you thinking Fox, I meant the greatest to ever play
Built my career on them blocks like my name was roger craig" me

"my feet steady touch them blocks like a track star,
the LT1 in my impala got me feelin like nascar" me

There's plenty more, but that's just some I wrote this year

 

[Tas n Doe 4da05]

Wynter lol that is true, i juss wanted 2 put some shit out there fa niggaz 2 hear... wha niggaz look like puttin they new punchlines on the internet so a nigga can come on here and write them in they new raps... i bet u wont see killa tay or none of these otha big bay/cali underground rap cats puttin they knew punch lines on here

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

why did this thread get so quiet all of the sudden?

 

[chris capo]

i think eveyone should post some of the lines they wrote

funkin' wit my town it could get the oppostie of pretty/this aint the nba but i roll wit kings and warriors of the city- syke o c

they say where the party at cuz they know i do it nightly/i get this shit poppin like a fat bitch tryin to fight me- syke o c

 

[DJ Kaliph]

DJ Kaliph

I thought you weren't posting on the siccness anymore Tadou?

Look at the ips dumbfuck

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

i think eveyone should post some of the lines they wrote

ummmm, I did

 

[DeWalt]

im doper than a bobby brown piss test

 

[Jar]

im doper than a bobby brown piss test

LOL

 

[Pioneer]

"Oakland, just listen please
Know then, Im gettin cheese
Flow's Dope, so the wrists stay frozen like Mrs. Freeze" - Pioneer

"Paper fiendin, nigga we the greatest Bay.
Northern Cali got more scrapers swingin then a rainy day." - Pioneer

"I could be a hunned deep, or on stage alone
Either way I rock the mic like it's made of stone" - Pioneer

 

[Meta4iCAL]

"I mean fa real cut, I'm know to break sluts, see?
I fucked ya sister, and ya family filed for bank-rupt-cy
Wake up G! You sprung cats...you dudes is just seemin gay
She got me eatin steak and lobster, you eatin tuna between her legs" - Me

'Walk up in the strip club, bitches want the cock in my pants
I make the strippers give ME tips, just for watchin em dance" - Me

 

[Drizzle]

I'm hot boy I drive a hot car da type nigga get brain in a cop car
Is that ur girlfriend we call her slotjaw because she drink from a cock straw - Lil Wayne

 

[Lil Rebel]

"With two nines that shoot 8...who wanna go sixteens with me?" - Lil Rebel

 

[SYKO]

"...niggas know ill go to war---every day if i have to..shit i dont take a piss without a K in my bathroom/ warrants on my head--case pendin from last june...pinched nerve in my back from multiple stab wounds../and im still here..niggas still on the frontline/shit is way realah than u lil niggas punchlines/coupe..cracka colored white soup like its lunchtime../you.....niggas know what it ill do if u touch mines....-syko presents..KILLA KADOLPH

..nah for real.... i dont fuck wit --niggas that squeal..im on some mc eiht shit.. i fuck wit niggas that kill/in a whip witta dime piece off liquor and pills./square bear from deleware that love how nigga dick feels...syko presents KILLA KADOLPH

watch out for my niggas..im tellin you....lol