Punchlines of the Year!!!!

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Apr 13, 2003
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what are some of the hottest punclines yall have heard. whether u said them or someone else did, post em
here are a few of mine:

"these catch phrases cant be faded/ i never slip, im on my toes like calf raises"

i got mo lines than muni , w/ 2 nines like warren sapp/ and fucc a punchline ill knock out tha whole track

the flow is golden/ mouth piece is molded/ me n my niggaz keep it gutta like we bad at bowlin"

--J.LOTTO
 
Oct 20, 2003
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"Here's a word of advice for you haters out in ??????/
Just because you defacate in water don't mean the shit's cool" - Loose Cannons

blanked out name for personal reasons

"Yall scared of beef so know that it could've been provoked/
you could suck on this pistol till it nut a bullet in ya throat" - Loose Cannons

"You're gonna need more than ya hands to hurt me/
we put the Rich on our back like Gannon jersey" - Loose Cannons


little shit from the squad
 
Apr 21, 2004
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watch gun cowards flee/ cuz gun powder be/ the reason these shells spit like sunflower seeds - Rich Lawson

im poppin at cha car with the darts/ when the war starts we chase niggaz like mario kart - rich Lawson

i must own a 6 a bubble and a benz/ rims spin like rumblestilskin - rich lawson

the best thing in the world cuz i say so boy/ best thing out the block since lay-go toys/ against me like a air ball it aint no point - rich lawson

we say the raps niggaz rock it like fiens/ keep pappa stacked like we copy machines - rich lawson

THINK TWICE BEFOR YOU COME'N TA SEE/// SMALLZVILLE AND I AINT TALKIN BOUT THE WB - Rich Lawson

my iraq chick she da bomb of broads// 106 give us free like amastad - DOE

hang'n out the sunroof of a lexus 6// throw'n it up in yo face like the extisist - DOE

dont let the bomb bay flex ya mass// gotta right that'll kanye west his ass - DOE
 
Apr 25, 2002
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#9
"i raise the bar like yao ming for his chin ups
bank rolls that look like Rueban Studdards stomach doin sit ups"

"don't intterupt when game gets taught
i'll put ya brains in ya hand make you hold that thought"

"i ain't no punk, so none of that talk
fuck a pitbull this thug takes his gun for a walk"

" pleadin the fith, not coppin a case
buck a shot into the air, like i'm startin a race"
 
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" i bet yall niggaz never seen this comin/ i been bustin/ warrior jus like chris mullin.-J.LOTTO

my flow is sick/ i speak sars/ these bars/ be tight like the back of police cars"-J.LOTTO

i got a rap fever that the doctor monitors/ cause i got enogh heat that it it'll pop a thermometer"-J.LOTTO


its LOTTO in ya face like botox/ rock air forces so white u think i stepped in clorox.- J.LOTTO

i get violent/ ill throw ya neck in a ringer/ ill fuck around n snap like your thumb & ya middle finger- J.LOTTO
 

Jake

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"out late night you might think things are great,till you get shot in the dark like the paris hilton tape"-esoteric
 

B-Buzz

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Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playin yourself like an accordion
When he had the mic you dont go next
Leavin pussycats like why hoes need Kotex
Excercise index, wont need Bow-Flex
And wont take the one with no skinny legs like Joe Tex

MadVillain