Public restrooms

[DeepEastBeast]

american flushing system is weak, you can't even use a lot of paper or it will clog

all australian toilets are made with super strong flush, so if you use half a roll, it will flush regardless AND THEY NEVER BLOCK!!!

Yea cuz kangaroo meat is a bitch to flush

 

[Coach E. No]

I worked at a grocery store and the men's restroom was always tore up, so I'd take a dump in the women's restroom every time. Some fool took a dump in the urinal. No one wanted to clean it, so I got stuck doing it somehow. I poured 5 gallons of bleach on it til it dissolved.

 

[savage]

lol

 

[mExIcaNox4]

alot of ppl that barely came to the US......never flush the toilet paper they either throw it on the ground or in the garbage can.....thats my bathroom pet peeve

 

[short]

shits even worse for bathroom attendants

 

[havoc00]

i cant shit in a public bathroom id rather shit next to a dumpster or in my pants. I used to eat at certain times at night when in hs so i wouldnt have to go the next day or if i felt like i had to shit in the morning id wait till i went at home, id always be late

 

[taetae]

I pissed on the floor while sitting on a stool at the bar once after I drank a bottle of jagermeister. Yeah, not cool. We used to shit on the floor at McDonalds and call it bad doggin' it. In highschool we would piss in containers and pour them in the vending machines so people would get piss on their snacks and change and shit. One time we found out some kid's locker combination and poured piss into his locker for a month until they had to fumigate the entire wing of the school. Shit into a paper towel and put it on top of the vending machines or on someones car. regrettably my friends and I were shitheads in high school, no pun intended.