> > FEMALE PRAYER:
> >
> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > One who loves to listen long,
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> > I pray he's gainfully employed,
> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> > I pray that this man will love me no end, and
never attempt to hit on my friend.
> > Amen.
> >
> >
> > MALE PRAYER:
> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky
boobs who owns a liquor store.
> > Amen.
> >
> > Before I lay me down to sleep,
> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> > One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > One who loves to listen long,
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> > I pray he's gainfully employed,
> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> > Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> > I pray that this man will love me no end, and
never attempt to hit on my friend.
> > Amen.
> >
> >
> > MALE PRAYER:
> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with perky
boobs who owns a liquor store.
> > Amen.