Poor MC Hammer

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Mickey Fallon
Sep 10, 2002
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dont u EVER go bad on the hammer!



"HAMMA, HAMMA I AM, HAMMA, TEAM PUT ME IN THE MIX, BEEN MAKIN MILLS SINCE 86!"

when i went camping last august the park ranger came to our campsite at 5 30 in the morning to please turn down the "Hammer" music. Why was i up at 5 30 listening to the "its getting hot remix"? b/c some beezy i slept next to in my tent puked on me. I was also unbelievably high. thats why i look chinese in this pic. (im on the far left).

 
May 30, 2006
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I feel what the thread starter iz saying about Hammer but some peoples passion iz just music & nothing else & no matter how many bad experiences they may have in the music world & how far they have fallin off music iz all they wanna know & wanna do. I wanna question anybody who's actually on Hammers friend list.
 
Dec 17, 2004
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its not love for the music cause he keeps changing his whole style and gimmick with every new trend. remember when he tried to go gangsta for that short while. if you love music you just do your thing not theirs.

again though... i love hammer, just feel sorry for him
 
May 30, 2006
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Hammer iz just a trend follower.

First he's doing Gospel hip hop with a twist

Next he's a gangsta

Later on he's trying 2 do the Kirk Franklin thing cuz that waz popular @ one point

Now he's jumpin on the Hyphy bandwagon

Iz it just me or does Hammer have some similaritys 2 Master P cuz that nigga iz probably the biggest trend follower in hip hop history.
 
Dec 25, 2003
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Hammer shouldve been in Surreel Life so he can revive his fame back in full force again like Vanilla Ice, LOL!!!

He was the sh!t back in the day, I cant lie but his relevance in the music scene has long been done after he went bankrupt and nowadays he's doin whatever it takes to jump right back to the scene, the hyphy scene!!!

He's pretty much a washed up generic like all the other irrelevent celebrities, and now he's tryin to blow up with the hyphy scene in which he was never part of!!!

So pleeeze Hammer!!! Don't hurt em' even more!!! LOL!!!

So pleee
 
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hammers always been hyphy. when its JT the bigga figga jumping on bandwagons "KEEP HUSTLIN!!!!!" but when its hammer (someone who hustles but doesnt rip people off) its gay? haha, I bet hammer could drop an album now and sell more than all the rappers in the bay(except 40.)

^^and you from dago, you dont know shit about whos part of the hyphy scene.

outkast: try and run up on hammer, hammer'll beat yo mutha fuckin ass!