Missy Elliot
This is the most un-hip-hop moment ever. Is that a motorized scooter? She might as well have come out on a goddamned razor scooter. Just because Adidas sends you free clothes from thier new winter line doesn’t mean you have to wear them. This color blocked 70s bullshit is not cute. On anyone. Especially Missy. Um also did she not get the memo about fucking Uggs? Sure these are Coach but that’s not really making it okay. I understand that she is trying to off set her other foot which appears to be in a support boot of some sort. However, I’m all about if you are hurt stay home. I don’t want to watch you hobble around and “perform” That’s some lame shit right there.
When I saw these photos I could not help but fast foward in my head to the year 2020 when Missy and Jigga and everyone will be like 60 years old - sure Jigga’s supposed to be retired but I can’t help but think that there will be some lame Hip Hop Honors shit where they wheel them all out to perform. My guess is they will use scooters just like this. I’m crying on the inside right now.
This is the most un-hip-hop moment ever. Is that a motorized scooter? She might as well have come out on a goddamned razor scooter. Just because Adidas sends you free clothes from thier new winter line doesn’t mean you have to wear them. This color blocked 70s bullshit is not cute. On anyone. Especially Missy. Um also did she not get the memo about fucking Uggs? Sure these are Coach but that’s not really making it okay. I understand that she is trying to off set her other foot which appears to be in a support boot of some sort. However, I’m all about if you are hurt stay home. I don’t want to watch you hobble around and “perform” That’s some lame shit right there.
When I saw these photos I could not help but fast foward in my head to the year 2020 when Missy and Jigga and everyone will be like 60 years old - sure Jigga’s supposed to be retired but I can’t help but think that there will be some lame Hip Hop Honors shit where they wheel them all out to perform. My guess is they will use scooters just like this. I’m crying on the inside right now.