'pimp'smooths LiFe LiNe~!!

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'pimpsmooth420' your the sickest-retarded, facing sickness-restarted with the quickest-remarks bitch//~1
i merge-might with the rawest of gauge-loaders, while you stay drawing-with-crayolas//~2
your not real.. yous a-clay-soldier, you claim to be 'heated'.. runnin your mouth like track-stars an fake-molars//~3
this is my version of 'take-over', when im clutchin-on-mics, spittin the most endearin of writes.. 'pimp' is left, holdin no spear-ends-an-knives//~4
watch how i begin besmearin-this-'knight', your reach is too-light an your arms arent enticin to music.. its off-beat like fat-peoples-overweight-movement!//~5
who's mockin-my-acoustics? fuck 'pimpsmooth' an all his belittled-ass-recruitin-men, beggin me to bring a spark to your whittled-class-of-stupid-men//~6
i gritted, laughed-and-boosted-them, 'pimpsmooth' ill-reputed? nah, just a little-gasp of ruined-pens!//~7
riddled, ass, an fluid's been.. dried out since 'Tech N9ne'-split with-'JCOR', 'pimp' your dashed with mutual-friends//~8
my advice? don't-recruit-again, hang up your gloves, patch up your guts, grab a seat an a pad, your-ass.. with speech-in-the-lab!//~9
stepped in the ring with 'Dvious' an got treated-to-scabs, now your-heated-an-mad, asking questions like who will drop-reign-on-your-ass//~10

..haha WHAT, like you didnt know..

i stock-range when i blast, your a bitch-fucka speakin of shit-pertainin-to-your-past//~11
im glad your 'confident' an choosin to win.. but goin against 'Mz. Dé-Lüsîønal'? your life line stands for 'dun-looses-again'!//~12
you'd think my guns-were-mobile the way my slugs-cruise-through-your-shin, after i take this win, the whole boards like.. "ma'... do it again"//~13

... c'mon yall, just a ill more.. haha, just look at this shit, dam... why'd i even waist my time...

this is 'Mz. Dé-Lüsîønal' like im from your same-block.. same-gat that brought you here, same-clip with the same-shot that will bring-your-end-near//~14
'pimp'... you-creep too? while your walking i'll send some iron to meet you, defeat you? thats not a hard-task, i checked your police-record an it clearly states your-not-a-hard-ass!//~15
so stop-frontin, you gangsta? NOPE!, you switched into a track-star when them shots-started-dumpin//~16
matter of fact you aint never seen-a-block or a street, hustled-dope, sold-weed, been-in-a-fight or shot-your-'heat'//~17
your-useless, like a ripped-plastic-bag, studyin 'Mz. Dé-Lüsîønal' figurin out how to get cash? your broke, you sip-trash, get in a fist-fight with me an you'll-get-your-lip-gashed//~18
trust me playa, you couldn't be 'hard' if you posed-in-a-bitch-mag for a 'dick ad', come at me like that again an you'll peel-out-of-my-hood in a record breaking 6-point-6 [aww come'one man]//~19

...chea, just 4 more bars until your eye opener...

'Mz. Dé-Lüsîønal' comes more lethal than cain-n-able, your just a 'textcee livin fable.. lackin like the hopes of 'TYPCEE'-gettin-signed-to-a-label, yall cant even bring 'flaming-text' to the table (you
better quote that!)//~20
fuck combustion 'pimp' can catch a ass-whoppin like my 14-year-old-brother in 'church' gettin caught-for-cussin, lil fucka, you-ride-more-dick than bein signed a ten-million-dollar-contract for dick-suckas//~21
fuckin anti-originalist gettin splashed by these biological-ballistics, born-ashamed cause your 'creativity' was rated damned-an-simplistic!//~22
im threw waistin my time on you fuckin non-licentated boxer, get fined when my red dots parallel your structure and cross ya...





.... a battle or a diss.. take it how ever you want 'pimp', ... un-tighten your dick from in-between your legs an wake the fuck up. maybe when you pull your head out of your ass an read up on your 'Webster's Dictionary' we can have a 'real' battle.. but then again... i wouldn't want to 'waist your time'.... lmao... please....




................................NEXT~!!!!!
 
Sep 28, 2002
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U NIGGAS R WEAK U THINK THIS A GAME U THINK ITS FUNNY U CLOWNS R WEAK

they spot me 28
but i give 20 good raps
the othere 8 is power,
the money so long, just call ME POST the million dollar man
so many dudes can't see me, I'm feelin like Hollow Man
Ram you on the LTRICAL highway without blowing my horn
PIMPSMOOTH stay with the "4" "4" like Keith Van Horn
or it could be sorrta like my shells aint false they neva lie
2 twin glocs name K.B and A.I
Im the result when pure evil makes a deal with the devil
PIMP is a rebel you step up to the kid, you get leveled
I would totally destroy you, but ima show you some love
thats because im a VET but my
my hands stay with "heat", like im wearin thinsulated gloves
Ya style is a symbol of peace just like a white dove
You in desperation like a boxer beggining to hug
Fill you with slugs, but not the kind you could melt with salt
End ya life and put ya battling career to a halt
Ya rhymes don't flow, Its blocked by an invisible dam
and you wonder why you only got invisible fans
Im ripping you man
You really think that you know beef
You in danger like a boxer fighting Tyson without a mouth piece
I'm good at spitting the truth, you good at spitting science fiction
my rhymes be shocking the world like Nostrodamos's predictions
All bear witness to this lyrical slaughter
The only way I'm catching "led" is if that shit is coming through my water
IF THE board feels different knock the whole forum out of order
Ya style clings to the bottom while my shit hovers
You cant be on top, You alergic to "shine" like the kids on "The Others"
Battling me you didn't think you'd meet the grim reaper
My ryhmes got you feelin like Jay-Z when he heard "Ether"
Ya lines consists of wild, ridiculous punches like a girl fight
My style is real tight, I think its time you saw my true might
Let the world know the truth homeGURL, that you rap gay
Im putting ya "light" out like a fuckin ashtray
To beat me you gotta "cum" harder than a pornstar
I think the world knows who's winning by far
but to end this i just spit real in ya face
the only way u win if "*DIVIOUS* HAS A BIGGER FAN BASE"

"POST:::: thats the truth bigger fan base get the upper hand but i could care less
if i fall im still comin back harder ''MZILLUSION, you need to be more careful of what ya nose is poking in//
im a give ya chest its grand opening//
im a catch you in the tub and plug you
while you lotioning//
they gone find ya necktied// eyes wide//but ya body gone be motionless//even if yall were high, U still couldnt be DOPE as dis//cause the BOSSPLAYAS niggas dont fuck with tarts//
Dawg we'll catch you outside and throw "cups in dark"//
to leave you "mugged~n~scarred"//
I use "buildin's as weapons" and beat you wit' "clubs~n~barz"//
all WEST//thugs~will~spark//while you TALK niggas harlem shake//in CLUBS n PARKS...//
dont make the CALI heat slug your parts//while you cooking...// have bullets run in U// and hug your hearts//
(fuck ILLUSION!!!!!, switches the flow up)...
made~a~change~wit, my high octane artillery used to cave~ya~brains~wit//
you'll feel excruciating~pain~when// I remove da pins, and shove the grenades~in~ya~anus//
KABOOM!!!!! the death~of~five~faggots, I'll collect da remains, put it in a jar, and mix da flesh~with~live~maggots//
I testify~that~if one of you CA bitches, put my name in ya posts// I'll dismantle~you//
permanently cancel~you, remove ya tongue from ya fucking mouth, grind it into powder, and sprinkle it in ya grandma's~stew// or put in ya sick sister's campbell's~soup//
I swear ILUSION, that if "skills" was "in your reach"..you "wouldn't have" any fucking"arms"/
the only time you're a "serial-killer"(cereal killer) is when you stab ya "Lucky-Charms//
Im tired of competin against wackness-
XCALIBUR is practice-
this aint a battle to me now-
its jus a chance to flaunt my style-
you need to find a new flow instead of typing this wack non-sense-
don't depend on text design to make up for wack content-
DIVIOUS U NOT ILL? No Comment, you really think you spit flames-
i bet you break quicker than a nervous driver switchin lanes-
PIMP, punchlines are my trade mark-
Im compared to "OWENS" safety wire the way i break "HEARTS"- (Owen Hart)
when my lips spar-
you better duck my punchlines or let ya fists guard-
but they inflict scars and my sets of fire alarms wit the shit my mouth discharge-
MZILUSION better stay sharp, cuz my complex concepts in context dissect emcees-
Your plots will fail to stop the Lord-
harder to pull off than censors on clothes at department stores-
You're at a point where you've got no options left-
With ease I'll stop your breath-
Interrupt your fun once I abduct your son-
Since you use 10% to think, use your remaining 90 to duck and run-
I show you a different method of torture-
i'll simply slaughter ya moms, wife and baby daughter-
I total eclipse phonies that hold mics: ILL LUSION only a myth-
but I'm the real deal cuz I was blessed and born with this gift-
You're drenched in fear when the veterans near-
you Never dropped science in your life, except in your freshman year-
if you a fake rapper or you known to be a biter-
I strongly suggest you don't compete with BOSS PLAYAS in a cypher-
DIVIOUS soft as clay. so put ya guns away, bitch-
cuz PIMPSMOOTH off the chain like runaway pits-
Illuminate the human eye, I'm fast with it-
I'll ask to see that new verse you wrote so I can wipe my ass with it-
ya wackness I cant let slide, im punchin wit more "Rings" then "Saturn"-
you'll get ya bones shattered goin to war with that wack flow pattern-
put my verse on a plate so u'll get a taste-of-fate-
ya flow is corny as hell with no quality..what a waste-of-space-
i know your hatin-my-verse-
go ahead and recycle..at least you'll be doin ya part in saving-the-earth!!-
when people hate on you, its purposely did-
cuz ya rhymes are worthlessly write and nervously spit-
LIKE I SAID BEFORE-
NOW THE VERDICT, I smoke XCALIBUR like that shit i roll in my dutch-
cuz when the beef is on, i shoot more than MJ in the clutch-
and fuck this BITCH ILL LUSION, he gets murdered-
cuz hER pre-school raps is poorly constructed and badly worded-
I know you feel PIMP set you up but that aint the issue-
now it's official-
cuz i see you postin' ya shit and I just feel compelled to diss you-
MS ILLUSION this is why you can't fuck wit me-
and this aint a battle verse HO, you just read ya eulogy-im winnin two rounds to none now its time for revenge
YOU DONT MAKE SENSE
like a POPULAR KID WIT NO FRIENDS
nigga you a fool if u think u cant hurt this
cuz PIMP rhyme scheme like DEEP PUSSY
SHALLOW NIGGAZ DONT EVEN SCRATCH THA SURFACE
i'll leave ya whole face blue~n~black son
i aint a C~N~N fan
but i still wont hesitate to CAP-ONE(capone)
to me, YOU DONT EXIST
LIKE THA MOVIE ERASER
cuz nigga my PUNCH-LINES COME HARD
LIKE I WAS FIGHTIN A STACK OF PAPER
i'll catch u off guard
so dont try to relax son
cuz now Round 3
is A TIME TO KILL LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON
STEP BACK SON
nigga ask anybody if you will ride
i think not, you really are FOXY
cuz comin at PIMP, you TRYNA COMMIT SUICIDE(DAMN)
i'll never get DQ'ed
i dont care what kind of shits~pulled
why tha fuck would i BITE
DO I LOOK LIKE A PIT BULL??
i tell her to leave me alone
but ya chick keep clingin
already knocked you out, so i will get DQ'ed
IF THA BELL STILL RINGIN!
cuz u know i cant KO you again after tha round
tha next bell rang just now
so why tha fuck you back on tha ground??
yo aint in OZ nigga
so just STOP CON-IN
call me Dwayne Johnson
this bitch just hit ROCK BOTTOM


BOSS PLAYAS CREW STILL RUNNIN IT NIGGAS BETTER KNOW WAT UP WIT THE FLOWS LMAO
 
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boss playas crew lcm who wantw at

xcalibur u on the bitch is jocc u cant roastme neither can that hoe is weak lcm and bpc is runnin it u sqares get off a bitch 2 do ur work u cant do bitch is over next try harder ho lol im done wit cha
 
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damn Lee...I thought you knew flows better than that
once again pimpsmooth said a whole lotta nothin
it's all good though homie...I got nothin against you
Lee...it's that fag pimp that claims to be the best I got a problem with
 
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bitch ass nigga dont want it wit me

divious ur momma a fag nigga u scary ass nigga mad cuz u cant beat me lol nigga u straight up a bitch ur flows r garbage and u neva will be shit nigga change ur name cuz u not even close 2 that lmao u a hoo cake soft ass sand lmao bitch u mad cuz now u have balls 2 step up 2 me after how many days it take u 2 write and u make excuses cuz i write from the dome ur mad it takes u 2 days 2 even come up wit 1 waccline lmao stay on my dicc and swallow slow u act like a braod wit no manners stay in ur place
 
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hahaha still gettin girped, goddamn. Fashow tho heres my "summary" Mz......what can I say. You beat his ass. Pimp....what can I say. You had a long flow it was coo, but she beat your ass. My summary. Im out. Peace.
 
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Dvious said:
by the way "simp"...I ain't ya nigga...I'm not even black
I can see that's about the only word you know though
lmao real talk

this fool claims he won everyone of his battles jus cuz HE thinks so. doesn't matter if he got no votes at all....lmao what a tard.
 
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bpc 5 days and the board been on niggas mad now cuz 1 man rips them old school fakes

nigga nop 1 voting u bitch ass nigga u cant read at all they justs aying advice if u can see u biitch votes barley started now cuz i ripped every 1 and niggas r mad now cuz they been all teaming up 2 rip me and u all groupies saying who ever battles me u just big them up cuz u already been ripped give it up paque i ripped u keep my name out ur mouth and divious u a bitch any way i would i run wita hoe nigga u mad soft u like cake mix nigga u a pretender ur flows r not even rap contention make belive mceee its all good tho im done talking wit ya niggas bpc lcm run it dont be mad lmao fuccin sqare ass nigga
 
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Big Paqo said:

this fool claims he won everyone of his battles jus cuz HE thinks so. doesn't matter if he got no votes at all....lmao what a tard.
HELL MOTHA FUKIN YEAH
 

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It was close. No one got slaughtered. Both came ILL. Impressed by MZ. De lusional.(nobodys bitch)

Vote: Mz. De lusional = Clean

Close battle.


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hmm anybody else notice battles have gotten long as hell around here latly?..lol shit, 16 bars and thats it..hahah

anyway , Pimps wordplay was alil better but it began to bore me because it didnt flow as well as the Misses, whose vocab was lil better .She also began to sound alil cliche' but held strong. So i give props to Ms. Deluz.

Also because im biased and want the girls to always win..
j/k

nah it was close.