(AP) Stockholm, Sweden
The Swedish manufacturers of a new and highly advertised sex device known as the "Dasternall" ...(Translation) 'Huge Tree' ...has been ordered to recall and remove all of it's devices from all European Sex Shops. Amsterdam, Glassgow and many in Germany after several severe penis injuries suffered by users of the device which claims to increase penis size up to 60% more.
One person reportedly also died from using the 'revolutioary' pump system after his highly pressurized devices made his penis virtually explode inside the plexiglass tube.
Manufacturers were unavailable for comment. Wonder why.
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The Swedish manufacturers of a new and highly advertised sex device known as the "Dasternall" ...(Translation) 'Huge Tree' ...has been ordered to recall and remove all of it's devices from all European Sex Shops. Amsterdam, Glassgow and many in Germany after several severe penis injuries suffered by users of the device which claims to increase penis size up to 60% more.
One person reportedly also died from using the 'revolutioary' pump system after his highly pressurized devices made his penis virtually explode inside the plexiglass tube.
Manufacturers were unavailable for comment. Wonder why.
Pump up the volume
