Ha...
I was messin around with this chick and she went to a Pauly Shore stand up and she told me he tried to have sex with her and her friend, etc etc. "All i did was kiss him, please dont break up with me, etc".
For some reason I didn't even care. Probably because it was just Paulie Shore. Probably because I didnt care about her. Actually, a bit of both.
This was literally a couple months ago.