passing a piss test

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CHAPO GUZMAN

CHAPO GUZMAN

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kon/AOV said:
ima skinny guy dont know my body fat % i smoke saturday only took 2 hits n i have a fast metabolism. im 6''2 n weigh 185 if ne of that help
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if youre skinny it shouldnt stay in your system for long, THC (the chemical in weed) sticks to fat. Try drinking alot of water and working out or just running. Or you could go the easier route and buy a detox drink from GNC or something. Just shit it all out and piss it lol.
 
PhantomOfFunk

PhantomOfFunk

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kon/AOV said:
so i am about to do my first army drill since i been back form iraq n i think theyre gonna piss test us this weekend. they check to c if u use shit to clean ur system what r my other options?
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HAHA I bet you could snort heroin before a piss test and the army would still keep you nowadays. I wouldn't worry about it dude, they are fucking desperate, they would take berner

btw use the detox forum, there's a huge thread about this shit
 
GHP

GHP

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Jul 21, 2002
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This weekend? lol you should have stopped smoking at least a week ago. When I was in the service I wuould usually stop doing drugs about a week before going back and drink mass amounts of water for like 3 days straight and buy my own test at rite aid and see if I pass. Here I am with an honorable discharge so it worked for me many times, worked with my PO too.

in your case, fuck it your in the reserves. just dont show up lol. say you got work at your real job and you cant drill. Its just the reserves dog they can't really do shit to you as long as you either make up the drill at another time or have a valid reason. At least the shit wasn't a big deal in the Navy reserves the army might be a little different. You ain't on no real official contract in the reserves, you can quit whwnever you want as long as you arent on a deployment.

i didn't take that shit too seriously and ended up quitting, i wasn't down with that weekend warrior bullshit. I might go back for in the extra cash once a month but the shit probably ain't really worth it for me anymore
 
Mac Jesus

Mac Jesus

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May 31, 2003
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Find someone who is clean to piss for you and buy one of them prosthetic penis's that you can fill with urine ... they are made just for this.
 
Jae iLL

Jae iLL

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check the detox, it's a hella big thread on it. Don't fuck with them "detox" drinks and shiet, that shit don't work.

I got a homie who's a petty officer in the Navy and that foo swears by the damn whizzinator or whatever it's called. He been smokin for like 5 years of his enlistment.
 
GHP

GHP

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Jul 21, 2002
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I wouldnt rely on one of those fake wiener remidies. You know they always have some dick hungry mutherfucker eyeballing your junk while you pee in the cup.

Besides I think its pretty gay to hold another penis in your hand even if its fake lol
 
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MooreBlock530

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Jae iLL said:
check the detox, it's a hella big thread on it. Don't fuck with them "detox" drinks and shiet, that shit don't work.

I got a homie who's a petty officer in the Navy and that foo swears by the damn whizzinator or whatever it's called. He been smokin for like 5 years of his enlistment.
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the wizznator is full proof unless you got someone wathcing you piss...if thats the case your fucked.....

the detox drinks work if your not a fatass and you follow the direction exactly.....
 
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