Oldest bitch you ever fucked?

[MaKaVeLi_420]

i know i commented on the curl already but god damn nonficktion u look like the black ron burgundy....and i mean that as a compliment. classy as fuck

 

[MaKaVeLi_420]

double post god damnit

 

[Rossibreath]

I never fuck chicks older than me. Or chicks who aren't huge whores.

 

[Rossibreath]

I fucked lesbianyayos sister. I think she might be like a month older than me.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I have been afraid to ask ages a couple times, im guessing late 50's. This would have been in my mid 20's. I was very drunk throughout that decade and was not very discriminating.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Hooking up with an older lady is like performing a community service.
At the same time it's an instance that you hope karma comes back around.
So when you're 50, you will happen to stumble across a drunk 20 year old who wants it.

It's an all around win.

 

[MrDiamondFDC]

Damn bro. That's too much like fuckin my mom or some shit. 16 is legal in Indiana and I got no problem goin after the young ones.

 

[Nuttkase]

^^^ Are you just trying to make things here worse for yourself with statements like that?

 

[pbarb666]

15 is fair game in Sweden

 

[drewski.kalonji]

was all up in a 41 year old i work with last night haha. shit was good times but i hope it stays on the dl around the workplace, it would be jokes for days. she got a sexy 20 year old daughter that goes to SFSU on a track scholarship that i was trying to link up with originally but im too doggish had to hit up the freaky mom

in the words of Master P im bout it bout it!

 

[Mac Jesus]

I can't answer this question truthfully. Mainly just because escorts typically lie about their age.

 

[IronLungs420]

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

^~~~no you fucking idiot. hot old bitches like this:

god bless california

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

 

[LiterACola]

i banged a 62 year old lady that lived behind the forestville club. it was actually very awesome.

oh yeah and her son showed up in the morning who was like 40. i was 19. it was awkward. i left and he probably asked her if everything was ok since dad died

 

[Meta4iCAL]

woah... 62 is kinda pushin it.... lol

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

wow 62? thats almost illegal.
was she aware that you were having sex bro?

 

[Ez-Roo]

35........ but i boned a 28 year old when I was 19

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

i banged a 62 year old lady that lived behind the forestville club. it was actually very awesome.

woah... 62 is kinda pushin it.... lol

:/

 

[.45]

48...shit was live and better than some of the riff raff that around my age.....i need to find another like her