okay...this has gone far enough!
- Thread starter Stalka All Day
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LOL....wow.....if I had money I'd be doing all kinds of stupid chains
make my chain a transformer so that when I get tired of rocking the medallion that bitch transform into something else
and on a completely unrelated note, wtf is up with people not caring about keeping their mouthpieces clean.....you see football players picking that shit up off the ground and putting it back in their teeth like "mmmmm, tasty" and this muthafucka lebron james got his mouthpiece stickin outta the back of his headband on his sweaty ass head
make my chain a transformer so that when I get tired of rocking the medallion that bitch transform into something else
and on a completely unrelated note, wtf is up with people not caring about keeping their mouthpieces clean.....you see football players picking that shit up off the ground and putting it back in their teeth like "mmmmm, tasty" and this muthafucka lebron james got his mouthpiece stickin outta the back of his headband on his sweaty ass head
my mtv cribs shit would be classic......first the camera's come up on a random ass house in Oakland with hella scrapers out front, 4 on the street, 3 on the lawn, and 5 in the driveway.....then they'll knock on the door and my momma finna answer the door like "mtv cribs? defy's house? nah, this my house, but I'll take you to his room"
my room finna be hella messy tho.....shit e'rywhere......but a big ass TV, all the gaming systems.....and hella chains on the wall. I'mma have like $8 million dollars in random ass jewelry that don't make sense....like I ain't getting just a Raider's chain......nah.....I'm getting a big ass chain like Lil Jon's "Crunk Ain't Dead" chain that say's "Bo Knows Chains".......and then I'm finna get an Elephant chain, hell yeah, I'm finna have stomper the elephant on my muthafuckin neck. then I'm finna get a ME chain.....yeah, rick ross got his fat ass head, I'm finna have my whole rich ass body!!!! then I'm finna get chains of all my favorite TV shows.....I'm finna have a boondocks chain and a Heroes chain, I just can't decide off Hiro Nakamura or Peter Petrilli, then I'm finna get a matching chain of every shoe I own.....oh yeah, I'll be going dumb with the chains!
my room finna be hella messy tho.....shit e'rywhere......but a big ass TV, all the gaming systems.....and hella chains on the wall. I'mma have like $8 million dollars in random ass jewelry that don't make sense....like I ain't getting just a Raider's chain......nah.....I'm getting a big ass chain like Lil Jon's "Crunk Ain't Dead" chain that say's "Bo Knows Chains".......and then I'm finna get an Elephant chain, hell yeah, I'm finna have stomper the elephant on my muthafuckin neck. then I'm finna get a ME chain.....yeah, rick ross got his fat ass head, I'm finna have my whole rich ass body!!!! then I'm finna get chains of all my favorite TV shows.....I'm finna have a boondocks chain and a Heroes chain, I just can't decide off Hiro Nakamura or Peter Petrilli, then I'm finna get a matching chain of every shoe I own.....oh yeah, I'll be going dumb with the chains!
u cant be black and be on cribs with a dirty house your mom will have a heart attack and be outed at her church for raising a dirty nigga
everywhere u go old black ladies in tourqouise dresses will turn their head to whisper about you
theres few cardinal sins of being part of a black family and that one is up there with bringing a white girl home and sitting on the living room couches (that only 3 people on earth have sat on)
fuck around and not match your shoes with your pants and shirt and you might get lectured by a old black lady
everywhere u go old black ladies in tourqouise dresses will turn their head to whisper about you
theres few cardinal sins of being part of a black family and that one is up there with bringing a white girl home and sitting on the living room couches (that only 3 people on earth have sat on)
fuck around and not match your shoes with your pants and shirt and you might get lectured by a old black lady