RACCOONS ARE MY HEROES!!!
IN MY YOUNGER DAYS, I WAS POSTED ON THE BENCH IN MY OLD APARTMENTS ONE NIGHT BY MYSELF!!!
ALONG WALKS UP IS THIS HISSING ASS, BIGASS, UGLY ASS POSSUM
LOOKING LIKE IT'S BOUT TO MOVE ON MY ASS,
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE COMES THIS RACCOON THAT JUMPS OUT THE TREE I WAS SITTING UNDERNEATH AND FULL MOUNTS THE POSSUM, FROM THAT POINT, IT LOOKED LIKE A CARTOON FIGHT!!! JUST CIRCLE OF DUST AND OCCASIONALLY A TAIL OR CLAW OR FANG WOULD POP OUT!!!
BUT YEAH, THE RACCOON ENDED UP EAT'N' THAT MUTHAFUCCAS FACE!!!