ok so once again. raccoons

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a cross bow huh? i dont need them big ass shit from ancient china....do they make small ones.i only need it to shoot from a range of 30 or 40 feet,nuthin to big,sumthin convient....lol sumthin i can carry onder my pea coat.hahaha
 
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get a flea market cross bow......shits like 20 bucks and it will kill it quicker then any cheap bb gun.......but i use to have a bb gun that costed my friend like 3 bills and it would shoot threw a wooden fence.....but go witht he cross bow
 
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Use a slingshot with a biggol rock.. I've thrown hella shit at possoms, rats, mostly squirrels & nothing pisses em off more than a rock to the head to make it fall off the fense.
 
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YOUNGNUTT said:
RACCOONS ARE MY HEROES!!!

IN MY YOUNGER DAYS, I WAS POSTED ON THE BENCH IN MY OLD APARTMENTS ONE NIGHT BY MYSELF!!!
ALONG WALKS UP IS THIS HISSING ASS, BIGASS, UGLY ASS POSSUM
LOOKING LIKE IT'S BOUT TO MOVE ON MY ASS,
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE COMES THIS RACCOON THAT JUMPS OUT THE TREE I WAS SITTING UNDERNEATH AND FULL MOUNTS THE POSSUM, FROM THAT POINT, IT LOOKED LIKE A CARTOON FIGHT!!! JUST CIRCLE OF DUST AND OCCASIONALLY A TAIL OR CLAW OR FANG WOULD POP OUT!!!
BUT YEAH, THE RACCOON ENDED UP EAT'N' THAT MUTHAFUCCAS FACE!!!

No SHIT??? True Story??
 

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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Id actually, come for free, and handle your racoon problem, id enjoy it, me and racoons have had beef for along ass time.
 
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^^ You ever thought about being one of those Animal Police guys who they show on Animal Planet all the time? I think they have a SF Unit. I saw it on Animal planet. These 2 racoons crawled into someones room, and this guy had to come by and get them out. They were hella vicious too.
 

Arson

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5ive1en said:
^^ You ever thought about being one of those Animal Police guys who they show on Animal Planet all the time? I think they have a SF Unit. I saw it on Animal planet. These 2 racoons crawled into someones room, and this guy had to come by and get them out. They were hella vicious too.
i would have got them out, with 00 buck shot, but yeah, ive killed tons of racoons, with a 30 30, my brother killed one with a baseball bat, we did it cause they would go after our dog.
 
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C.M.P CEO said:
a cross bow huh? i dont need them big ass shit from ancient china....do they make small ones.i only need it to shoot from a range of 30 or 40 feet,nuthin to big,sumthin convient....lol sumthin i can carry onder my pea coat.hahaha
LOL

Stay strapped with some medieval shit under the coat.

"Police say the man had a Dirk, a javelin, and a morning star underneath his coat and was threatening raccoons in the area"
 
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Mr Arson said:
Id actually, come for free, and handle your racoon problem, id enjoy it, me and racoons have had beef for along ass time.

that would be dope if i like knew u,less u wanna get poped along with the raccoon........,lol like id have u come to my house all willy nilly...lol


arson,if u serious just drive to fremont at about 12midnight and kill every raccoon in site,that should solve my problem...

is it true that they live in the sewers?