ok so once again. raccoons

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Jun 6, 2006
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yes ive once made a thread about these evil lil bastards. now whats another way of killing these mafuckas w.o shooting them with a "real gun".that makes too much noise,and im black and i live in a all white neighborhood,and me walkin around with a gun claiming to be hunting raccoons just wont sit to well with the j boegs in my part of town.

so what else.....bb guns will just make em mad huh? cuz im bout to go buy a pump shotgun bb gun thing lmfao...pop they damn eyes out...it be like 4 or 6 of em in my backyard just chillin like thats just the thing to do,im tired of this shit
 

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
Jul 9, 2002
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RACCOONS ARE MY HEROES!!!

IN MY YOUNGER DAYS, I WAS POSTED ON THE BENCH IN MY OLD APARTMENTS ONE NIGHT BY MYSELF!!!
ALONG WALKS UP IS THIS HISSING ASS, BIGASS, UGLY ASS POSSUM
LOOKING LIKE IT'S BOUT TO MOVE ON MY ASS,
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE COMES THIS RACCOON THAT JUMPS OUT THE TREE I WAS SITTING UNDERNEATH AND FULL MOUNTS THE POSSUM, FROM THAT POINT, IT LOOKED LIKE A CARTOON FIGHT!!! JUST CIRCLE OF DUST AND OCCASIONALLY A TAIL OR CLAW OR FANG WOULD POP OUT!!!
BUT YEAH, THE RACCOON ENDED UP EAT'N' THAT MUTHAFUCCAS FACE!!!
 
Feb 5, 2006
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YOUNGNUTT said:
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE COMES THIS RACCOON THAT JUMPS OUT THE TREE I WAS SITTING UNDERNEATH AND FULL MOUNTS THE POSSUM FROM THAT POINT, IT LOOKED LIKE A CARTOON FIGHT!!! JUST CIRCLE OF DUST AND OCCASIONALLY AND TAIL OR CLAY OR FANG WOULD POP OUT!!!
BUT YEAH, THE RACCOON ENDED UP EAT'N' THAT MUTHAFUCCAS FACE!!!



AHAHAH I COULD PICTURE THAT SHIT. A LITTLE SCUFFLE WITH LITTLE COMIC BOOK CAPTIONS LIKE "BOOM", "ZING", "POW". LOL
 
Feb 5, 2006
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YOUNGNUTT said:
^^^NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU HIT IT, AND IT PLAYED DEAD!!!

HAHAHA NAW IT WAS DEAD. SHIT WAS TRAPPED IN THE CORNER, I KICKED THE BASKETBALL HELLA HARD AT IT AND I SEEN HELLA BLOOD ON THE WALL. I POKED IT WITH BROKEN RAKE AND SHIT WAS DEAD. AHHA I TOOK A SHOVEL AND THREW THAT SHIT IN MY NEIGHBORS YARD
 
Aug 8, 2003
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ive dealt with a few here at work, yes those fucks can be dangerous.. they are slow, and if they are cornered will attack.. ur best bet is to just not fuck with em lol