not a good day...

[mISS lISA]

hahah beautiful, sorry to hear but funny regardless

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

Togtfo

 

[jake921660]

Its already been tried 3 times.

She aint doing it so my guess is its a dude.

 

[mISS lISA]

hahaha i was right this is more fun than work lol thanks

 

[TheVille31]

i cant believe nobody has said this....







































no need to quit smoking, just dont be a dumbass

 

[Indiana]

thats is like telling me not to drive and fight when i get drunk. sounds good until the 20th shot.

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

i was smokin' a bowl once with matches.. and i thought the match was out so i threw it on the bed with the others.... i'm holdin' the smoke in, then i turn towards the window to blow it out and i see the damn comforter on fire... could have burned down all 4 condos.. but i had a thing of water and splashed that shit and rolled it the fuck up... my room was reakin' and i immediately ran downstairs to the dumpster and tossed that bitch.. mind you this was in middle school.. i haven't pulled a stupid stoner move in like a decade.

 

[TaxMan]

I only burned hella Pizzas in the oven because I was stoned and forgot about em...and you know you smoke too much when you get the black pizza out of the oven, throw cheese and hot sauce on it and still eat it...

Fuck yeah!! I have that about once every two weeks. lol

 

[dizzlemacem]

^^^What the fuck happened to a kitchen timer???

 

[TaxMan]

Same thing that happened to Needlez

 

[dizzlemacem]

They went to costco?

 

[marty50]

dude that is funny, but your whole cheech and chong trip had me call my father up and tell him about your story. hahaha, even my dad is laughing at you, and he doesnt know who the fuck you are. hahahahaha.

seriously tho, i hope things turn around. jsut stay away from the fireplaces.

 

[Hood06]

^^^What the fuck happened to a kitchen timer???

[Afroman]I was gonna set the timer, but then I got high. [/Afroman]