New Zealand/Australia
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Cory will never leave any room unlocked again!!! the guys got him good, they made him think that all the cameras and computers got stolen. They ransacked the whole room and then let him freak out for about 30-45 minutes just short of a stroke and then told him the truth. LMAO
The box trucks aka fire bombs in New Zealand/Australia kinda cool but I think the whole catching on fire while driving down the road might get them thrown right the hell out of the country!
The box trucks aka fire bombs in New Zealand/Australia kinda cool but I think the whole catching on fire while driving down the road might get them thrown right the hell out of the country!
<tech's laugh>HAHAHAHAHAHA HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!</tech's laugh>
I can see the scene now.......
They return to the room. Cory and Craig walk in. Cory stops and looks around. The cameras and computers are nowhere in sight. His heart stops.
Cory: "Where are the fucking cases for the cameras and computers?"
Craig: "Uh, I don't know, I thought you brought em in here"
Cory: (takes off hat showing receeding hairline) "Yeah, they were right fucking there"
Craig: "Well fuck if they aint there now, what did you do with them?"
Cory: "NOTHING! We brought them in and then we went to dinner"
Craig: "You left the door unlocked didnt you? Damn, you better go tell Trav".
Craig and Cory walk to Travis' room. Craig pulls out his can of chew and puts a dip in.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Travis opens the door. Before Travis can get a word in Cory says.
Cory: "You gotta call the cops, someone stole all the cameras and computers"
Travis sits in silence...pondering what he just heard.
Cory: "They are gone....someone broke in and took them!"
Craig: "Well, they didnt have to really break in, Cory left the door unlocked"
Travis: "You fucking left the door unlocked?"
Cory: "Sorry and shit"
Travis: "Are you being serious?"
Cory: "They aren't in there! You should call the cops"
Travis: "Jesus fucking Christ Cory, you're a fucking idiot"
Cory: "It's not just my fault, Craig could have locked the door too"
Craig: "Fuck you Cory, don't blame this on me, you podda lock the door cause you were the last one out"
Almost crying, Cory turns his attention back to Travis, who is still very calm about the whole situation. Travis turns to the phone, picks it up and dials a 3 digit number.
Travis: "Yo, our cameras and computers were stolen. Yeah, we're in room 322"
Travis hangs up the phone. Sits on the corner of the bed and stares at Cory. Cracks his neck. Sits in silence for the next 5 mins.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Travis gets up and answers the door. Tech walks in and marches right over to Cory.
Tech: "who the fuck stole the ukuleles from the muthafuckin ukulele?"
Craig: "It was a man, must have been 10, 11, 12 feet tall, like a viking giant!" Carried the cammera cases in one hand and the computers in the other!
Cory(obviously upset): "I don't know, we just came back and they were gone."
Tech (to Cory): "You know you done fucked up holmes? We bout to start callin you Jose"
Cory breaks down and cries. Tech, Craig and Travis all look at each other and smile.
Travis: "Dude, we all lose our hair sometime, it's nothing to cry about."
Craig: "Want a dip?"
Tech: "you're a dumb motherfucker Cory, teh ha"
Cory stops crying and starts to wonder why Tech knew the stuff was stolen. He looks at Travis who still has a half grin on his face. Craig still stands there with his hand extended offering the can of tobacco.
Cory: "what the fuck? What did you do with the cammeras and shit?"
Tech: "HAHAHAHAHAHA HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"
Travis: "Cory, you're a fucking idiot"
Cory: "You son of a bitch"
Tech, Travis and Craig sit and laugh at Cory as he turns around and looks in the bathroom to see the cases sitting safely on the floor next to the tub.
Cory: "Fuck you guys.....I wish Jose was here"
The End.
Nick
