Need advice with poo-related roomate situation

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Nov 2, 2002
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aight, so, one day m roomate forgot to flush the toilet. So i walk in and see a big dookie in the toilet.......but no toilet paper. So i was thinking "wtf, does this guy not wipe his ass or something?" Then i looked in the trash can next to the toilet, and i see some toilet paper rolled up in the "butt mitt" style. I flip the paper over, and i see shit stains all over it.
So basically, my roomate wipes his ass, and then puts the used paper in the garbage can next to it...........this is hella foul. Should i approach him on this? or just let it slide. Is this a cultural thing? (hes mexican)
 
Jun 5, 2004
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ive never had a mexican roomate that leaves shit shitty tp in the trash and leaves fat dookies in the toilet. so i have no idea how to approach him. but definetly approach him lol
 
Jun 2, 2002
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i went to costa rica in middle school, and they don't flush TP there...u gotta throw it in the trash can...that's all i've heard of that though.

i have found some unflushed shit by roommates in the past, i don't even flush it for them...fuck that, go get him, make some cutting remarks about his maturity level and the way his mama raised him, and humiliate him to the point that he has nightmares about forgetting to flush...

in other news, this is why i live solo now...hahahaha
 
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in other countrys and other places of america the shitter pipes arent big enough to flush toliet paper so its not hella uncommon.....just tell him you CAN flush it and he probally will
 
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HA... that's foul... how could you not approach him... and whatchu mean by he's mexican.. are you sayin' he's str8 from mexico and that might be how they do it down there?.. if he's light weight retarded than school him.. whatever you do.. don't let it slide.. confront him or your house is goin' to smell like shit all day.
 
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|GOD|||ZILLA| said:
butt mitt.. i'm assuming that's when you wrap the tp around your hand a few times until it resembles a mitten.
oh my god, that's fucking disgusting...i bet he thinks that means he doesn't have to wash his hands either. i was wondering what the fuck butt mitt meant...didn't want to ask and sound all uncool hahahahahah
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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CALL THAT FUCKER OUT and tell him to flush that shit down the fucking toilet.

If you don't like it, you better say somethin, cause you WILL have to deal with it since you live with the dude.

Man up and say something to him. Like, "don't put your shit paper in the fucking trash next to the toilet you fucking asshole, that's what the toilet is for!"
 

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3xLaZY said:
oh my god, that's fucking disgusting...i bet he thinks that means he doesn't have to wash his hands either. i was wondering what the fuck butt mitt meant...didn't want to ask and sound all uncool hahahahahah

imagine going to eat after doing that. you know most people don't wash their hands, but shitting, and wiping with the paper wrapped AROUND your hand, that's fucking just a little too different and unsanitary for me....

not to mention, when you flush, fecal matter is spread throughout your bathroom and your home....put down the toilet seat lid before you flush...basteria can be pushed pretty high into the air and get circulated around easily otherwise...oh yeah...EVERYONE'S toothbrush has SHIT on it if you leave it in your bathroom :) Just thought everyone should know that TRUTH.
 
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Not beign racial , but it's a Mexican thing (for some) After my daughter returns from her mother's house, who's Mexican, I have to remind her to flush the paper ...not throw it in the garbage.
 

Dana Dane

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May 3, 2002
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#1- I am pretty sure there was a long ass thread about people who don't flush the toilet paper, but throw it in the trash, about a month or so ago.

#2- I think its grosser that you touched his shitty toilet paper.
 

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Dana Dane said:
#2- I think its grosser that you touched his shitty toilet paper.
for real, i wouldn't have put my hand in the trash to see if there was shit on the paper, i'd just assume by the SMELL that there was shit on it...lol...