Nuttkase, you got blacked out drunk the night before and drove your car to my place to bum a 40oz off of me. I didn't have any 40's, though. But you got pissed off at me and took off walking and forgot your car. So your hoopy is out in front. I found your keys in the bush's out front, too. I didn't see any backpack's in there, though. I think someone broke into your car and took just your backpack. Sorry man.
Hey when you roll through to get your car, bring some tacos for me.