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[Luscious7ew]

www.mylifeisaverage.com

Today I recieved a text from a number I didn't recognize. I asked the mystery person who they were, to which they replied "you're mom." I responded with "Hows heaven?" and the mysterious texter stopped texting. I feel like I beat the prank. MLIA

Today, I watched Barney with my little cousin. The whole point of the episode was that detective BJ was on the case in search of the missing balls. I giggled the whole time. My cousin didnt get it.MLIA

Today I offered my friend two ice lollies. One was green and one was red. I told her I didn't mind which one she chose. She chose the green one. I was secretly upset. MLIA.

WPS

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

 

[D-Rose]

Today I offered my friend two ice lollies. One was green and one was red. I told her I didn't mind which one she chose. She chose the green one. I was secretly upset. MLIA.

I have no fucking idea why, but I kinda lol'd at that. I had a semi-hearty chuckle.

 

[Luscious7ew]

^^ i searched for it before i posted, didnt find anything. thanks though

 

[emma]

fmylife is better.

this is just weird.

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

Today, I drove by a Black Angus steak house. The G was out. I giggled. MLIA


^^That had me rollin^^

 

[los-nssj408]

Today, I felt like my cat didn't appreciate me enough, so I made her watch Animal Cops with me. During the show, I stressed how some animals have it much worse and that she is very fortunate that she has a loving home. I think I really got through to her. MLIA.


lmao!

 

[MAVA]

"Today a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration. That we are all of one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves." - Bill Hicks

 

[DubbC415]

^^^bill hicks is the truth


but seriously fuck anyone who says "FML". 1st, people just say that shit cuz it was said in superbad. second, people say it when "i dropped my phone in the toilet" or my "burrito from chipotle had GWACAMOLY on it, after i told the stupid beaner to not put any on"

 

[Unknownn]

Today I was watching a movie with my family, and one of the characters shared my name. Everyone glanced at me and smiled and I felt empowered and suddenly relevant to the storyline. MLIA

 

[R]

Today I joined a new website and used the word "penis" as my password. The website said my password was too short. MLIA

haha

 

[Music Nfluenced]

Today I logged on to the siccness and posted in a thread. Even though my reply was short, I really felt like people cared about what I had to say. Some even gave me props. MLIA.

 

[marty50]

today i woke up with a skid mark, like who doesnt, mlia!!!!!!, errrrrrrrrrrrr

lmao, hahaha

 

[marty50]

i had had some milk with cookies just now, mlia, duuuurrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[-TiM C-]

FML is one of those phrases that needs to die out with skinny jeans and those stupid arab scarfs

 

[marty50]

today i saw a 13 year old pinch a girls booty, and it made me a concerned parent, mlia, huuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[jake921660]

Today I was outside with my dog when he began to bark. Within a few moments, 3 other dogs from surrounding yards joined in. I wanted to be in the loop so I decided to bark too. All the dogs stopped, and my dog walked away. I apologized for embarresing him in front of his friends. MLIA

 

[Unknownn]

Today I really had to use the bathroom. I waited for as long as possible,
then went. MLIA.

 

[William206]

what the fuck is all this bullshit?

 

[William206]

Today, I was listening to rap/hip-hop in my car and I am white. When I pulled up to a stoplight, a car full of black guys heard my music. They were listening to the same station. They nodded in approval. I felt accepted. MLIA


this shit is funny..