My Girlfriend Is The Worst Fuckin' Driver In The World

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AdolfOliverBush

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Yesterday, she's driving and waiting to make a left-hand turn on to a street that has a 55 mph speed limit and it's on a hill, so cars are always going faster because of the downhill drive. She pulls out in front of a car coming at us from the left and the car has to put on his brakes to avoid hitting us. The guy had to be going at least 60 mph. I screamed, "Watch out! What are you doing?" I was pissed off but had to put on the happy face front because her mom was in the car and I was meeting her for the first time, so I couldn't get into it with my girlfriend. But this is the second time she has done this. I consider myself the best driver in the world and take operating a 2,000 pound piece of machinery seriously. So when her mom leaves tomorrow I am telling her that I am not riding in a car with her again. I want to live.

Anybody else ever rode with a terrible driver who made your life flash before your eyes or just scared the shit out of you because of their poor, idiotic judgment?
 
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Sentenced

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MAN, when I was a kid & my dad just got a car licence here in BC. It was like riding in a Nascar car with a blind Parkinson diseased midget. I probably lost 5 years of my life in that 96 Plymouth Breeze.
 
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my girl. man it seems like she waits till the last minute to brake, & she drives hella fuckin fast, ridin hella close to people. i be spooked like a muthafucka when she behind the wheel. & when my brother first got his L's that nigga was no joke.
 
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mrmafioso04

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i really dont know one female who has more handles than me... i know some females that can drive tho.


but yea one time we was comin back from halloween in frisco and we had gotten a ride back to fillmoe and this girl gave us a ride it was like 6 of us crammed in this little shitty car the girl was just SMASHING through stop signs not stopping at red lights i thought for sure it was a wrap....
 
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yea, i was riding back from this club in portland with my homie, and he WAS ON ONE. he was goin like 65 in a 25. just barreling down the back roads in his expedition. he wouldnt stop at stop lights, he would slow down at them, but not stop. he was like an inch from the curb most the ride, and we were tellin him to slow the fuck up, but he raised his hand and shook it like he had everything under control. man, i thought for sure we were gonna be on the news the next day. and to top it off, the next day, he doesnt even remember it. he was on auto-pilot. scariest 15 mins of my life in a car. im VERY cautious now bout riding with people who been drinking. i can tell a good drunk driver and a bad one for sure.

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Unkut Yola

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shadow said:
I can tell a good drunk driver from a bad one for sure.
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yuuup i knewn alotta good drunk drivers, most alcoholics are cuz they stay drunk... but u get sum usually-sober asshole behind tha wheel off 2 beers or a forty and it's all over wit...

sum people disgust me seriously...
 
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RelGunz said:
my girl. man it seems like she waits till the last minute to brake, & she drives hella fuckin fast, ridin hella close to peaple. i be spooked like a muthafucka when she behind the wheel. & when my brother first got his L's that nigga was no joke.
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man my girl drives like that too.. i be tryinna give niggaz fifty feet n shit
 
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FEMALES AND FUCKIN ASIANS CANT DRIVE FOR SHIT!!
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...LOL!! ..man fuck that..! dont put ME in the same category with them speed freaks... shit.... out here they can barely see above the steering wheel and could give a fuuuuuck about stop signs, red lights or any other cars around them.. say what you want about female drivers (I have a perfect driving record and am aware of whats going on around me when I'm behind the wheel)... but I say its folks over 105 years old that need to stay off the damn road....!
 
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my sister is da fuckin worse..she hates loud noises when shes driving cus she gets hella nervous so we have to have da radio off and da windows closed..and she has no handles what so ever
 
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