Well this girl i know invited me to her 4th party. She said be prepared for a crazy night. I was like all i know is im supposed to bring a bathing suit for her hot tub.
Well i get there, 4 guys and 2 girls are already in the tub. I grab a beer and grab a spot in the hot tub. Well these guys had already been drinking for 4 hours. Plus they are from Ireland. These guys have some ruff kind of kinship.
First they kept fucking with each other, til one jumps at me and catches me off guard, dunks me under while i try to keep my beer up. I hold it in the direction of this Porterican girls ive been seeing. Then he does it to me again. So i laugh sort of. Next time the one tries to do it, the girl says "fight back". HA! I gave up a lil more effort. Still i get dunked.
Well now i down my beer, get a new one and try to take it easy. Meanwile they do it to the girls dad, who is their friend and bust his nose open. So hes bleeding all over for a bit and keeps fuckin around with them. Then the girls leave.
The father gats out and leaves me with two of the Irish guys. Well the one tries to dunk me and i fight him off. then another tries to and i fight him off, so im like fuck it ill play this and go after him. Didnt dunk him tho. Well he takes it as a challenge.
This is when it gets OUT OF HAND.
Dood keeps coming after me and i refuse to get dunked. So i try and dunk him, do it and he comes back. Now im pissed so i keep slamming him under the water. His brother, also from their rugby team jumps in, i fight them both off. Dood comes at me over and over.
He gets frustrated. Then he scrapes his teeth off my forehead, back and forth like a fuck'n saw. Cuts my forehead, im fighting all these guys to keep from getting dunked while i get on under and hold him, then i get pushed under and almost drown til i get this rush and like im deadlifting 500 pounds, break the surface of the water holding ti=his guy upside down and drown this fool.
I let him up and he comes back AGAIN! Fuck it im fighting now, we get it on.
After were all worn out, like a fuckin half hour fight, we relax. It was cool after that cause he admits i won in front of the Porterican girl. Lol.
Well when i went to the bathroom later tonight, i saw all the fuckin damage. My eye is messed up, i got my forehead sawed from doods teeth, i got lascerations on my neck and back from who know what.
It was fun.
Then we found my friends dad passed out in his walk in closet on the floor in his tighty-whiteys. Lol. Then i fed the Rican girl cherries by the stem and i tried she (like usual) was checkin some stuff out.
So when i went to show her my hamstring muscle, i guess from working it out in the hot tub it wasnt ready to be flexed when i did it, i practically pulled it.
I tried not to make a face like i just ripped my important leg muscle, but it got so cramped. I cant really walk now. But she was happy with it.
Now im going to the beach tomorrow lookin like i was in a street brawl with knives and saws, all from what these Irish guys call a lazy drinking night. WTF?
More ffunny shit happened but this was the messed up part.
Well i get there, 4 guys and 2 girls are already in the tub. I grab a beer and grab a spot in the hot tub. Well these guys had already been drinking for 4 hours. Plus they are from Ireland. These guys have some ruff kind of kinship.
First they kept fucking with each other, til one jumps at me and catches me off guard, dunks me under while i try to keep my beer up. I hold it in the direction of this Porterican girls ive been seeing. Then he does it to me again. So i laugh sort of. Next time the one tries to do it, the girl says "fight back". HA! I gave up a lil more effort. Still i get dunked.
Well now i down my beer, get a new one and try to take it easy. Meanwile they do it to the girls dad, who is their friend and bust his nose open. So hes bleeding all over for a bit and keeps fuckin around with them. Then the girls leave.
The father gats out and leaves me with two of the Irish guys. Well the one tries to dunk me and i fight him off. then another tries to and i fight him off, so im like fuck it ill play this and go after him. Didnt dunk him tho. Well he takes it as a challenge.
This is when it gets OUT OF HAND.
Dood keeps coming after me and i refuse to get dunked. So i try and dunk him, do it and he comes back. Now im pissed so i keep slamming him under the water. His brother, also from their rugby team jumps in, i fight them both off. Dood comes at me over and over.
He gets frustrated. Then he scrapes his teeth off my forehead, back and forth like a fuck'n saw. Cuts my forehead, im fighting all these guys to keep from getting dunked while i get on under and hold him, then i get pushed under and almost drown til i get this rush and like im deadlifting 500 pounds, break the surface of the water holding ti=his guy upside down and drown this fool.
I let him up and he comes back AGAIN! Fuck it im fighting now, we get it on.
After were all worn out, like a fuckin half hour fight, we relax. It was cool after that cause he admits i won in front of the Porterican girl. Lol.
Well when i went to the bathroom later tonight, i saw all the fuckin damage. My eye is messed up, i got my forehead sawed from doods teeth, i got lascerations on my neck and back from who know what.
It was fun.
Then we found my friends dad passed out in his walk in closet on the floor in his tighty-whiteys. Lol. Then i fed the Rican girl cherries by the stem and i tried she (like usual) was checkin some stuff out.
So when i went to show her my hamstring muscle, i guess from working it out in the hot tub it wasnt ready to be flexed when i did it, i practically pulled it.
I tried not to make a face like i just ripped my important leg muscle, but it got so cramped. I cant really walk now. But she was happy with it.
Now im going to the beach tomorrow lookin like i was in a street brawl with knives and saws, all from what these Irish guys call a lazy drinking night. WTF?
More ffunny shit happened but this was the messed up part.
