Muslim Calls In To A Christian Show
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What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
It's no fun beating a dead horse.
What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
ET got the point and went home.
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
It's no fun beating a dead horse.
What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
ET got the point and went home.
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
It's no fun beating a dead horse.
What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
ET got the point and went home.
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
It's no fun beating a dead horse.
What's the difference between ET and Muslims?
ET got the point and went home.
Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”
She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”
Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."
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3. http://www.euratlas.com/Atlas/rome/emperor_constantine.jpg Emperor Constantine
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3. http://www.euratlas.com/Atlas/rome/emperor_constantine.jpg Emperor Constantine
4. http://findingfaithtoday.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/the_first_council_of_nicea.jpg First Council Of Nicea
5. http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/buddy_christ.jpg Hey!
In my time I have came across a lot more Christianity and Catholicism that made no sense than Islam, But there are things about Islam that have me stuck as well......cant remember what they are lol but I remember Islam had the least inconsistencies and double standards so saying Christianity is stupid still makes sense imo cuz how Islam is constructed is either smart or true?
Cant call it I'm just an alcoholic...and I wish I made 1/98557654747544 of what Jesus brings in!
Cant call it I'm just an alcoholic...and I wish I made 1/98557654747544 of what Jesus brings in!
