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enserio

enserio

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#41
Jun 15, 2005
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LMAO @ "but its wordy".



EDIT: he must'v made al those incisive inferences from that lovely pic of rekom and the penis popsicle. Guess he didn't think as "highly" of it as about 20 other dudes did.
 
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2-0-NINE

Sicc OG
#42
Mar 12, 2005
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WHITE DEVIL said:
You are the complete embodiment of a useless, mindless, opinionless, bejeweled vagina white bitch. Nothing you say, think, or do will ever matter to the world at large.

Your sum total of achievement in life will consist of going "Wooo!" at a weekend bar event, showing someone your thong, and making out with an orange beast, fake tan dumbass blond.

Afterwards, you will engage in some bicurious, "stick your finger in my ass mama" sex with two metrosexual '90's men' named Jack and Todd with faggot ass open collared chest shirts.

This will continue through most of your young adulthood until you contract a sexually transmitted infection, at which point you will decide to "slow down" and spend most of your time posting glittery hearts in Myspace comment boxes and being wooed by lonely internet guys with the promise of a relationship.

The relationship won't come, however, and on your 40th birthday you will be fired from your job as a stocker at Forever 21. Finding gainful employment with your limited skill set will be rather difficult, and you will be reduced to the role of live-in girlfriend for a drunken paisa.

Eventually even he will get sick of you, smacking and kicking you daily until you decide to pick up and leave. This is where the meth comes in. You just need a little help staying up as without a car or a job you are forced to pull all night runs on Polk St. in San Francisco, or East 14th in Oakland.

Soon your face will cave in, and you will completely lose your mind.

In short, dumb broads such as yourself are destined for failure. End your scherade of worth now.
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Don't forget about that kangaroo pouch she has. LMAO!!! You a foo man, way to start off my day LOL!
 
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rekomstop

Sicc OG
#43
Mar 4, 2007
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The Red Sin said:
Don't forget about that kangaroo pouch she has. LMAO!!! You a foo man, way to start off my day LOL!
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i have a pouch? where? please do tell me

cause theni don't need a fucking purse haha.
actually a pouch would be cool...
i wouldn't lose so much shit.
 
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WHITE DEVIL

Sicc OG
#44
Dec 25, 2003
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enserio said:
EDIT: he must'v made al those incisive inferences from that lovely pic of rekom and the penis popsicle. Guess he didn't think as "highly" of it as about 20 other dudes did.
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Making a thread about the fact that you just couldnt help yourself to a penis popsicle....dicey.

However, combine that with the dumb ass bullshit this bitch says and its a wrap.

I don't give a fuck if most of the Siccness have sticky keys and an XL toilet paper roll on their desks and pine away for female e-attention. It's still not ok.
 
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rekomstop

Sicc OG
#45
Mar 4, 2007
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WHITE DEVIL said:
Making a thread about the fact that you just couldnt help yourself to a penis popsicle....dicey.

However, combine that with the dumb ass bullshit this bitch says and its a wrap.

I don't give a fuck if most of the Siccness have sticky keys and an XL toilet paper roll on their desks and pine away for female e-attention. It's still not ok.
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it is ok.
but whats not ok is that you build up that much steam from something this stupid haha.
 
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WHITE DEVIL

Sicc OG
#47
Dec 25, 2003
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haha ya hahah totally haha

I really could give two fucks. You just represent something that is a major problem with women in our society. Broads think if they are cute, they get a pass to basically have nothing of value to do or say. "Look at me, im a girl teehee" - which is the same shit that happened to you on here.

You should be publicly roasted and laughed at, however because you are a 10 on the Siccness nerd scale, you get a dumbass pass.
 
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rekomstop

Sicc OG
#49
Mar 4, 2007
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WHITE DEVIL said:
haha ya hahah totally haha

I really could give two fucks. You just represent something that is a major problem with women in our society. Broads think if they are cute, they get a pass to basically have nothing of value to do or say. "Look at me, im a girl teehee" - which is the same shit that happened to you on here.

You should be publicly roasted and laughed at, however because you are a 10 on the Siccness nerd scale, you get a dumbass pass.
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wtf no one on here has anything of vallue to say...man or woman...c'mon lil dan shit? everyone know that shit is for laughs n giggles....but ok...even if i was being an attention whore, don't act like NO one else on here does it, look at your fucking post...all your saying "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!"

i'm still not going away...sorry but i'm stubborn as hell.
 
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