Movies Hollywood FUCKED UP...BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

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Gringo Starr

Gringo Starr

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Have you ever got hyped for a flick...and you watch it...and it blows cock...and youre pissed cus you know you coulda done a better job....whether it be casting,directing..or even cinematogrophy???

Well heres youre chance to gripe!!!!List em you "sicc" fucks!!!!

Off top...my roomie and i were talkin about this last night...

Troy...great idea...bad casting..Brad Pitts a dope actor...but he did NOT fit the role...they spent too much time makin him eye candy for the ladies/queers....but Bana did a dope job in my opinion..either way...no Pitt=better flick...

Alexander...what were they thinkin when they made this "epic" film????Dude...this movie coulda ROCKED had Oliver Stone no touched it...and toned down on the star power....i would have LOVED to seen this movie done right...great story...BAD MOVIE....

Those are the only 2 OFF MY HEAD...ill bitch about others later...
 
Spitz Unlimited

Spitz Unlimited

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i agree with alexander definitely...my picks are:

alien vs. predator - oh man, probably the biggest letdown ever for me. i can't believe how horrible they made that w/the human involvement. should have focused on the war between the aliens/predators.

punisher (2004) - anyone see this???????? the original with dolph lundgren is 10x better (and that wasnt all that good) than this sorry excuse for a movie. probably the worst movie i've ever seen - the corniness was so extreme i found myself laughing at serious/supposedly bad-ass parts....someone has to feel me on this??
 
Senchent

Senchent

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^^ yeah T3 was fuckin garbage... i was hella disappointed with The Hulk, cuz it was in SF/berkeley and it was Marvel, yet every single part was weak as fuck. NICK- i thought Punisher was pretty tight actually... Some parts like the end were stupid but it was a shitload better than the hulk.
 
ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

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Some recent ones:

Troy - Horrible idea! Horrible Casting!(except that Ajax was huge and orlando bloom was paris who was a bitch) Horrible director! Take the time to mention Aeneas, but not Diomedes !?!?! Letf out the gods who were equally, if not more, important to the story as the humans. The portrayal of Achillies was horrid in every way from the way they changed his character to the choice of actors. knew the movie would be trash from the begining, but not this bad.

alien vs. predator - one of the best ideas for a movie in a long time, i was hyped to see it. never ended up seeing it, knew it would suck when i saw it got a PG-13 rating and then i saw some of the alien/predator fight scenes on the net and how poorly done they were.

21 Grams - glad i didn't pay real theater prices to see it, too long, too boring, tried to hard to be "cool and cutting edge" with the script and the cinematography. thought with at least a decent cast it would be a decent movie, but i was wrong!

28 Days Later - have yet to meet a real horror movie fan (let alone a zombie movie fan) that enjoyed this movie. I'm not much of either (a bit, but not a REAL fan like some), but i still hated it! Also have yet to meet a fan of quality movies that enjoyed it. Don't get why people jock this crappy movie. It sucked!

Gummo - thought from the dude that made kids this would be cool. whoa, i couldn't even finish this.

Go - see above

O Brother, Where Art Thou? - creative concept on paper, crappy movie on film

Magnolia - need i say more? Best bit from jay and silent bob strikes back is the "magnolia lover" on the internet that talks shit about the jay and silent bob movie.

blah . . .

too much typing here are some more:



The Patriot
Blackhawk Down
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Meet the Parents
Mr. Deeds
The Ladykillers (2004)
Bringing Out the Dead
Congo
Elizabeth
Gattaca
Quills
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The Red Violin
The Ring
Road to Perdition
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
The School of Rock
T9X: The Tech N9Ne Experience
Zoolander

there's plenty more and some that have been mentioned already
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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hey wtf was Gattaca...that shit was just weird
zoolander was just plain stoopid


CB mentioned some one i thought were pretty good though...to each his own
 
Poisonpen

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New Jack City: Why would G-Money Trust Franky and his mysterious new connect after the CMB smashed on Franky on New Years Eve??? If Nino didnt trust this new connect, why did he decide to stick close to Mr.Washington (Ice T), wouldnt it made more sense to let G-Money take that fall???

Speakin of Fallin', What would make an upper echelon dope dealer like Nino be at a place of transaction for a couple of meesly kilos? Wouldnt that be G-Money or the Dudda Mans job? Nino had all those flunkys wearing CMB Jackets and couldnt use them to do small transactions??

And how did that old ass man sneak that rawlo past the security check point and shoot Nino??? Over the years I've heard countless people say that this movie is based upon Felix Mitchell, but after researching this topic (Im currently working on a Film RE: Felix/Mickey Mo) I can say that this movie is loosely based on this cat from Harlem, Nicky Barnes who snitched out his boys. If u pay attention to the movie, peep the male prosecuting attorney, that nigga resembles Nicky, but that cant be him because Nicky's in Witness protection...
 
JLMACN

JLMACN

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mustynutz said:
hey wtf was Gattaca..
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im saying....I have watched thismovie...alteast 15 times..
....cuase its so wierd that its interesting..

but i wanna know....where dude went in the end?????

...or what planet they were on....in the movie...
cause that couldnt have been earth....
...it was tooo 'redish' looking...
...

good choice musty..

5000
 
WT SAVAGE

WT SAVAGE

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:dead: i thought up a video game one night, but it required to buy new system for the game. i couldnt even explain it if i wanted to... in fact i think the game would be banned around the world.
 
ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

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Gringo Starr said:
CAN WE GET SOME FLICKS YOU LIKE?IM JUST CURIOUS...
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To give you a decent cross section across genre . . .

The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Empire of the Sun, American Movie, Jackie Brown, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Swingers, All Quiet on the Western Front, RAN, King of New York, Go Tigers!, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Sin City, Das Boot, Dr. Strangelove, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Manchurian Candidate (the real one, the new one was almost totally crap), The Maltese Falcon, Michael Collins, On the Waterfront, Paths of Glory, Salvador, Requiem for a Dream, etc.
 
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