momma jokes on mothers day thread.

[Gas One]

your mom rides an ostrich on the side of the highway like that nigga in the joust video game

your mom is an american gladiator

your mom preaches on BET gospel sundays

your mom is a Q-dog

 

[bay2mi]

your mommas so ugly going on a hunting trip with dick cheney would be an improvement.

 

[Shiro480]

american gladiator? damn...

thats...

beast-like.







just. like. your. mom.

 

[M.o.B]

your mom is so dumb she put paper on top of the tv and thought she had paperview

 

[Gas One]

your mom only eats bird seed

your mom calls a slip and slide an express bath

your mom sings new edition songs in karaoke on thursdays

 

[bay2mi]

your momma played an extra in underworld rise of the lycans.

 

[bay2mi]

your mommas so nasty gas ones avatar is a picture of her pussu

 

[Gas One]

your mom chews on coffee

your mom eats glass in the back of recycling centers

your mom was an extra on flashdance

your mom sleeps underneath the couch in the living room

 

[M.o.B]

yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

 

[M.o.B]

yo momma is so poor they put her photo on food stamps

 

[bay2mi]

your moms famous for playing goro in mortal kombat

your mommas responsible for 80% of the quail egg production on the west coast

 

[Dhadnot]

can i just post the pharcyde song?

 

[bay2mi]

the cover for bizarre ride ii was inspired by the pharcyde running a train on your mom

 

[Dhadnot]

nuh uh

 

[V]

you aint got no momma, you got two daddys

 

[MobbinINda916]

.......................................

 

[D-Rose]

Yo momma wears belts made of caution tape.

Yo momma looks like Beenie Man.

Brenda's Got a Baby is the biography of yo momma.

Yo momma looks like a corpse.

Yo momma still hasn't made the switch from analog to digital tv.

Yo momma was Milli Vanilli's biggest fan.

Yo momma watched Passion of the Christ and was wondering how it would end.

Yo momma looks like Chong.

Yo momma is a fucking faggot.

 

[marty50]

well, you are so sorry sack of shit potato fungus, your mother doesnt love you and wishes you were never born.

hows that for a mothers day presents bitches.

 

[marty50]

TELL YOUR MOM I LEFT MY SHOES UNDER HER BED AND I NEED THEM BACK

Originally Posted by Shiro480 View Post
why ...would there be shoes under the bed
BECAUSE I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM

lmao, that was such a set up, knockin them 7-10 splits pins down, like your mom

 

[marty50]

all you gotta say to someone is

"tu madre"

the more gringo sounding the better.

and they get all pissed off for some reason. i use that psychologically in sports to get people out of their zone.