Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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Psilo707

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I was gonna post it in that favorite comedians thread, but I thought this shit deserved its own new thread because I guarantee most of you mitch hedberg fans havent seen a LOT of these quotes/jokes. And just reading them on the screen and picturing how that fool would deliver them is hilarious as fuck. I think its fucking shitty that we have to lose people like that when they are just getting started doing something big, he could have made a huge impact in the comedy world if he had time to really get into his style once he got popular.

But yeah.. read this big ass collection.. ive never heard more outrageous and off the wall statements... LOL




http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg




* theyre even better when high off your ass.. like he was in every act.. lol
 
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Psilo707

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I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get a hold of me, they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "What?" and turn my head slightly..





I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut 'em up!"




I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.



^^ that ones classic right there
 
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carl winslow

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thanks. i was actually eating rice last night and just started cracking up to myself remembering his joke - "rice is good. i like rice when im hungry...and when i want 2000 of something". true king of comedy right there
 
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