Miley Cyrus Ripping A Bong

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May 16, 2002
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WHOA! Hold up! I know Miley just turned 18, I know this. So! I should go to one of her shows work my way and blaze with her back stage. Party with her and go on her tour bus.

A few months later, BREAKING NEWS! Miley is showing a baby bump! Who's the daddy?

A few more months go by & BREAKING NEWS again! Miley confirms she's 7 months pregnant! The daddy is aspiring (broke) rapper Tha Grindhouse!

My album releases and fails... Ooh Wee! :paranoid: :cheeky:

We have a baby boy...

I knock her up again she has another baby boy and her life spiroles out of control. I sue the bitch for alimony & get full custody of the kids. Live in a million dollar home, drive nice whips, party with celebs & people like Kevin Federline. I write a book & title it, "All On A Bitch! Making the Siccness.net Proud." And sell the rights to Hollywood for a film for an extra 6.8 million dollar income. And live happily ever after.



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheeky: :siccness:
I'm in!

 

BASEDVATO

Judo Chop ur Spirit
May 8, 2002
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WHOA! Hold up! I know Miley just turned 18, I know this. So! I should go to one of her shows work my way and blaze with her back stage. Party with her and go on her tour bus.

A few months later, BREAKING NEWS! Miley is showing a baby bump! Who's the daddy?

A few more months go by & BREAKING NEWS again! Miley confirms she's 7 months pregnant! The daddy is aspiring (broke) rapper Tha Grindhouse!

My album releases and fails... Ooh Wee! :paranoid: :cheeky:

We have a baby boy...

I knock her up again she has another baby boy and her life spiroles out of control. I sue the bitch for alimony & get full custody of the kids. Live in a million dollar home, drive nice whips, party with celebs & people like Kevin Federline. I write a book & title it, "All On A Bitch! Making the Siccness.net Proud." And sell the rights to Hollywood for a film for an extra 6.8 million dollar income. And live happily ever after.



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheeky: :siccness:


FEDERLINE already tried and failed






edit: nvm he did not fail, he is living nice off that Brittney paycheck