Can't wait to see this game just to see all the drama unfold. I'm predicting drunk ass fans throwing hotdogs, beer other random shit at LeQuit, people being arrested during the game for doing that and the cameraman catching it, "fuck lebron" "delonte west" "quitter" chants, Mo Williams, sideshow Bob and other ex teammates looking to fuck lebron up with hard fouls for cuttin out on the cavs etc etc.
Miami Heat @ Cleveland Cavaliers on Thursday
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I was curious what Cav fans were discussing about the upcoming game so i checked out their forum. They got a fucking itinerary planned out haha. Its on the last page.
http://www.cavfanatic.com/go/thread/view/3816/26219729/Ideas_for_the_Miami_Game..._(122)?pg=1
http://www.cavfanatic.com/go/thread/view/3816/26219729/Ideas_for_the_Miami_Game..._(122)?pg=1
I don't think anything will actually happen...but most people want SOMETHING to happen...that's why we will all be watching.
I've been reading a few different sites too...these are some of my favorite quotes.
“The Delonte mask idea just sparked something for me.
For every couple that comes to the game, the male gets a Delonte mask and the female gets a Gloria mask. Then the kiss cam happens, at every break!!!!!! Nothing but closeups of Delonte and Gloria making out”
“All of the suggestions that the fans give the silent treatment are stupid. What would be great would be all of the fans save one giving the silent treatment with that sole voice, a loud one, yelling something like, "We hate you Lebron. We hope you die in a fire, you stupid quitting cocksucker!" Something like that.”
“Ok, here's how this works. I have nothing in life to really give a fuck about. An assault charge is nothing to me. I have Dec 2nd off. If you have floor seats, you give them to me, I guarantee I rush the court and try to break LBJ's jaw. I figure I could slap him and it would shatter, as he's a gigantic pussy.”
“If he's gonna try his chalk toss, whoever sits right in front of him should just throw a gallon of chalk in the air so no one can see what lebron is doing.
...Or, throw a beer at his face.”
“I'll be watching the game and fully expecting an object hitting LeBron in the head if he decides to do the powder toss”
“I would honestly love to see the security overrun and 20k fans rush down to rip him limb from limb with their hands. Or at least a crazy fan with a knife slash his achilles. One can dream. Maybe so we don't look bad as a city, someone from Cleveland could go down to Miami with a sniper rifle and shoot out his kneecaps there.”
“You have to shame that fucker and "Gloria" and "Delonte" chants will do it. "Akron hates you" is ridiculous. What does that even mean anyways? I want it to be like a fuckin Duke game out there.”
“"DELONTE FUCKED HER"*CLAP CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP* "DELONTE FUCKED HER" CLAP CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP”
What do we chant after he leaves the floor with an ACL tear?
"YOU DESERVE IT *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* YOU DESERVE IT"
“Can we stop with the idea of cheering Z or giving Wade M-V-P chants? Screw both of those guys.
And as far as I'm concerned any chants involving Delonte and Gloria are nothing but win. True or not, that rumor hurts. And it will be all the more glorious when the announcers calling the game have to decide whether or not to acknowledge a chant that basically says LeBron's mom gut blasted by a former teammate. Sign me up for that shit.”
“Forget dumping beverages. Throw the whole damn bottle.”
“Fuck LeBron/ Show us your tits would be perfect for when Bosh is on the floor.”
I've been reading a few different sites too...these are some of my favorite quotes.
“The Delonte mask idea just sparked something for me.
For every couple that comes to the game, the male gets a Delonte mask and the female gets a Gloria mask. Then the kiss cam happens, at every break!!!!!! Nothing but closeups of Delonte and Gloria making out”
“All of the suggestions that the fans give the silent treatment are stupid. What would be great would be all of the fans save one giving the silent treatment with that sole voice, a loud one, yelling something like, "We hate you Lebron. We hope you die in a fire, you stupid quitting cocksucker!" Something like that.”
“Ok, here's how this works. I have nothing in life to really give a fuck about. An assault charge is nothing to me. I have Dec 2nd off. If you have floor seats, you give them to me, I guarantee I rush the court and try to break LBJ's jaw. I figure I could slap him and it would shatter, as he's a gigantic pussy.”
“If he's gonna try his chalk toss, whoever sits right in front of him should just throw a gallon of chalk in the air so no one can see what lebron is doing.
...Or, throw a beer at his face.”
“I'll be watching the game and fully expecting an object hitting LeBron in the head if he decides to do the powder toss”
“I would honestly love to see the security overrun and 20k fans rush down to rip him limb from limb with their hands. Or at least a crazy fan with a knife slash his achilles. One can dream. Maybe so we don't look bad as a city, someone from Cleveland could go down to Miami with a sniper rifle and shoot out his kneecaps there.”
“You have to shame that fucker and "Gloria" and "Delonte" chants will do it. "Akron hates you" is ridiculous. What does that even mean anyways? I want it to be like a fuckin Duke game out there.”
“"DELONTE FUCKED HER"*CLAP CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP* "DELONTE FUCKED HER" CLAP CLAP...CLAP CLAP CLAP”
What do we chant after he leaves the floor with an ACL tear?
"YOU DESERVE IT *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* YOU DESERVE IT"
“Can we stop with the idea of cheering Z or giving Wade M-V-P chants? Screw both of those guys.
And as far as I'm concerned any chants involving Delonte and Gloria are nothing but win. True or not, that rumor hurts. And it will be all the more glorious when the announcers calling the game have to decide whether or not to acknowledge a chant that basically says LeBron's mom gut blasted by a former teammate. Sign me up for that shit.”
“Forget dumping beverages. Throw the whole damn bottle.”
“Fuck LeBron/ Show us your tits would be perfect for when Bosh is on the floor.”
