mariah gained weight (NO)

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DukeNaintEZ

DukeNaintEZ

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BETO916 said:
naw mija, I'm not hatin' on you're favorite artist....I just question her reasons for airbrushing abs on her stomach. (that's a fuckin' quote from an article, you non readin ESL class havin' muthafucka....LMAO!!)

no need to front like that ya know?

you see that doesn't make sense, like when your mom told us she was a virgin, but her asshole was the size of a CD....great head though.

tell her "the platoon" says what's up.
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LMAO!!!!!!!
 
Anaheim*Rob

Anaheim*Rob

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BETO916 said:
Mariah Carey needs a bib
Here's a quick question for you: say you've put on some weight recently. You barely fit in your clothes. When you're having dinner people ask if you're "eating for two." Do you then a) hit the gym, b) draw some fake abs on your bean-bag stomach, or c) shovel food down your face so fast that you need a bib, and then publicize this fact. If you chose c, you and Mariah Carey should get together, because she told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "I'm so excited to get in bed, watch movies and eat. I joke that I need a bib because I'm such a messy eater." She added: "At a restaurant people are looking at you so when I'm in private I eat like a two-year-old."

I think what she meant to say is "when I'm in private I eat two-year olds. By the dozen." Which I'm not entirely against since, despite being soft and squishy, she now has ginormous boobs. Which, I'm assuming, are also soft and squishy.
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That's a funny ass picture. Those abs are fake as fuck. You gotta stoop pretty low to draw some abs on your own stomach!!
 
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