mariah gained weight (NO)

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Yeah, the body looks great. Her face though, looks a little too much like Lou Daimond Phillips.

Speaking of body image, I saw a commercial for a girl who 'lost' weight and her before picture looked hot as fuck. The after picture just looked average. It was weak as fuck. I was jerkin' it to the before pictures.
 
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DJ Mark 7 said:
I dunno....there's been HELLA talk about her "official" pics being altered....the candid ones show she's heffin it up

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Mariah Carey needs a bib
Here's a quick question for you: say you've put on some weight recently. You barely fit in your clothes. When you're having dinner people ask if you're "eating for two." Do you then a) hit the gym, b) draw some fake abs on your bean-bag stomach, or c) shovel food down your face so fast that you need a bib, and then publicize this fact. If you chose c, you and Mariah Carey should get together, because she told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "I'm so excited to get in bed, watch movies and eat. I joke that I need a bib because I'm such a messy eater." She added: "At a restaurant people are looking at you so when I'm in private I eat like a two-year-old."

I think what she meant to say is "when I'm in private I eat two-year olds. By the dozen." Which I'm not entirely against since, despite being soft and squishy, she now has ginormous boobs. Which, I'm assuming, are also soft and squishy.
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surcalibitch said:
^^^is that a man hateing on mariah?..so ur saying u wouldnt hit?..use a fag.
naw mija, I'm not hatin' on you're favorite artist....I just question her reasons for airbrushing abs on her stomach. (that's a fuckin' quote from an article, you non readin ESL class havin' muthafucka....LMAO!!)

no need to front like that ya know?

you see that doesn't make sense, like when your mom told us she was a virgin, but her asshole was the size of a CD....great head though.

tell her "the platoon" says what's up.