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hhahaha I was watching Jerry Springer today and this dude whose wife was cheating on was a "hall of fame wrasler(thats how they said it)" anyways the dude had a pink outfit on, the crowd started chanting "real men dont wear pink!" I was dying, then Jerry had a pink shirt on and closed his sports coat. haha damn Jerry Springer! I fucking love that show.
 
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you right tho basically this is what i was sayin^^ i dont fuck with nobody that i aint really coo with tho i got a small circle like 8-9 dudes thats it the older you get the more you realize most people are suckas and dont give a fuck about you therefore i only fuck with a select few
thas real. i got about 5 homies that i kick it with and thats it. theres a couple of other fools that i know got my back but we lost touch.
 
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probably been said, but "Keep @ Least a one urinal difference in between you and another man in the bathroom. If there's only two urinals, then wait until he is done or use the stall.
fuck that. what kinda homo is scared to take a piss. it aint like ima be looking at the dudes cock and if he looks at mine he'll get knocked out. there should be no eye contact whatsoever. just piss and keep it movin
 
Oct 30, 2002
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Im with you on that cousin thing...but whats up with not giving credit to Al Pacino on that quote in your sig??? YOU WISE GUY
I'm glad u asked.(not really). But I have been using diferent pacino quotes from "devils advocate" for a little over a month now. I figuerd those who knew the quotes(like yourself) and reconized it would be like "ah devils advocate". And the people who didn't know, well fuckem and their cousins(without permisson).


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Jun 8, 2004
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now your friend's sister is a no...
Done it.. lol. He actually walked in on us while we were getting ready to start (I was drunk at the time) and he put a BB Gun (at least I think it was.. that mother fucker better not have put a real gun up to me) and threatened to shoot me.. I just ignored him and continued my thing.. lol.... He just walked out.




Back to Man Law, if one of your friends is in a public restroom taking a shit, don't talk to him.. One of my friends was trying to talk to me tonight while I was dropping a deuce. I tried to ignore him, but he wouldn't shut up.
 

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^I used to hate that shit.....go upstairs to the work restroom to take a 30 minute shit & play phone solitaire only to get some muthafucka in the next stall hella start chopping it up with you.....that shit is hella annoying
 
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Done it.. lol. He actually walked in on us while we were getting ready to start (I was drunk at the time) and he put a BB Gun (at least I think it was.. that mother fucker better not have put a real gun up to me) and threatened to shoot me.. I just ignored him and continued my thing.. lol.... He just walked out.
damn, from what you post.. you probably fucked over a lot of people in your lifetime