MANLAWS!

[fRESH88]

Its ok to cry when u win a championship, its not ok to cry at a wedding.




whats man laws do you have??????????

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

it aint okay to eat ribs with a fork.

 

[fillyacup]

its not ok to cry when your around a girl when your hurt but you can cry in front of a bunch of ya homies. who you wanna show your emotions to?

 

[fillyacup]

its ok to cheat on ya girl but its not cool for her to do the same? seen this shit first hand. dude was cheatin on his wifey for a LONG time. when he left for a bit she fucked his friend an he damn near killt em both

 

[TaxMan]

Its not cool to fuck a homie's ex without asking him first.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

its not ok to cry when your around a girl when your hurt but you can cry in front of a bunch of ya homies. who you wanna show your emotions to?

ok i guess , as long as u aint crying over a girl..

 

[Dirty Nappy]

If you shit a monstrosity in a public restroom, you cant flush it

 

[enserio]

^^^hahahahhahahha

 

[siccness-user]

you shouldnt be over 45 and single

 

[HellRazor5150]

No man in his right man should ever fucking wear Pink. that shit is fucking gay

 

[fillyacup]

ok i guess , as long as u aint crying over a girl..

never that. come an go, in the end have yet to find one worth remembering

an its an unwritten rule to brag about the size of your shit

 

[FDS]

Rule # 1353165 - Never Diss Mac Dre for Any Reason.

 

[fillyacup]

Rule # 1353165 - Never Diss Mac Dre for Any Reason.

applies to only californians, mainly northern californians.


under no circumstances shall any man drink a smirrnoff ice. vodka MAYBE. NEVER any of that pussy malt girl shit

 

[fRESH88]

we told to to bring a 6 pack to a party, u must never bring mikes hard lemonade

 

[TaxMan]

If you fart while you're the driver of a car (while your friends are with you) with power windows, you must lock them.

 

[Ambition209]

If you fart while you're the driver of a car (while your friends are with you) with power windows, you must lock them.

haha i'd be in the back with the "doors open mayne"

 

[Chuy Savedra]

ALWAYS keep one stall open between you and another man while taking a piss.

 

[Likwid]

Never go into my fuckin fridge without me a. asking you to retrieve something or b. offering you something. First thing I do when I have company is ask if they're thirsty or hungry, but come out of pocket and invite yourself to my drinks, you crossed the line!

 

[FDS]

Never go into my fuckin fridge without me a. asking you to retrieve something or b. offering you something. First thing I do when I have company is ask if they're thirsty or hungry, but come out of pocket and invite yourself to my drinks, you crossed the line!

i always thought this but i never really said nothing, my friends are always drinking my sodas, and my coronas! that shit is expensive, and then they have the nerve to make fun of my generic cereal! while they're eating it. You have just inspired me to tell them all to go to hell from now on.

 

[siccness-user]

dont wear shorts that are above your knees