Man Pays Parking Ticket With Dog Shit

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AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) - An man who allegedly included dog feces along with his payment for a parking ticket has been charged with disorderly conduct. The 22-year-old man was charged with the misdemeanor May 11 in a criminal complaint filed in Mower County District Court.

The man's vehicle was ticketed on April 18 while it was parked in front of his residence. He put an envelope containing his payment and dog feces in a drop box at the law enforcement center, the complaint stated.

On April 25, an office employee for the Austin Police Department smelled a rank odor as she gathered envelopes from the box. Opening the envelopes, the woman noticed one leaking a brown fluid, which got onto her hands and her desk, according to the complaint.

The next morning the woman awoke with a headache and vomited repeatedly. She was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness.

The man allegedly admitted putting his dog's feces in the envelope because he was upset at the time, the complaint stated. He told police he immediately regretted doing it because he realized a secretary would probably open it.

The man has been summoned to appear in court June 15.
 
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HE REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO PUT HIS TICKET IN THERE WITH ALL HIS INFO ON IT HE COULD HAVE JUST SENT A FAKE ONE WITH DOG SHIT IN IT AND THAT WOULD HAVE STILL GOT THERE FINE.
 
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The next morning the woman awoke with a headache and vomited repeatedly. She was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness.
BITCH QUIT LYING!!!!, a lil dog doo doo got on her hands and then shes sick hahahahahhahhahahahah, did she lick her hand or somthin
 
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I'M GONNA SOAK A PIECE OF PAPER IN DOG SHIT AND PUT A FAKE RETURN ADDRESS AND SEND IT TO THA CREDITORS THA KEEP CALLIN MY PHONE LOOKIN FOR SOME FOOL I AINT EVEN HEARD OF.
 

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UPDATE

AUSTIN, Minn. (AP) -- A man has been ordered to pay nearly $3,000 to the woman who became seriously ill in April after opening a parking ticket envelope in which he had placed dog feces.

Joshua Steven Solberg, 22, pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct Friday in Mower District Court.

According to court documents, Judge Fred Wellmann ordered Solberg to pay $2,921.70 to the woman, who worked in the Austin Police Department office.

City prosecutor Lee Bjorndal said restitution will go toward paying the victim's medical costs not covered by insurance. Her medical bills totaled more than $5,000, he said.

Solberg also must write an apology letter to the victim and pay a $300 fine, with another $200 and a 90-day jail sentence stayed for one year.

The complaint says Solberg was ticketed for overtime parking April 18 for leaving his vehicle parked in front of his residence. He placed the ticket envelopment with his payment - and the dog feces - in a drop box for citations at the Law Enforcement Center.

When the office employee opened envelopes from the drop box, she noticed a brown fluid leaking from one envelope. The complaint says the fluid got onto her hands, which she washed, and also contaminated her desk. She awoke the next day with a headache and vomited repeatedly and was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness.

Solberg said he was upset about the ticket and denied targeting any particular person.