Man killed by pet snake, and the friend watches?

[MizeryU]

bullshit jake!

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

trust me im from australia

lol...this guy...

 

[Dhadnot]

Now that I know these mufuckas got preadator mouth I'ma arnold they ass from now on, ol' jaws mouth serpent.

 

[Irishmutt]

Yes they do..

I'm sure you wouldn't enjoy or say "that wasn't shit..." about a boa constrictor bite..

this looks like an anaconda

 

[rising_tied]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37621474?gt1=43001

OMAHA, Neb. - A suburban Omaha man has died after being strangled by his 9-foot, 25-pound pet boa constrictor,

end of story. Thats all I had to read, and all they had to print in the papers to show people that this man wasnt too bright

 

[BASEDVATO]

yea fuck having a snake for a pet, ill stay wit dogs

 

[niguardian]

my pet snake killed alotta bitches

 

[rising_tied]

I was letting my cuzos pythons bite me, but them motherfucks themselves are bite size... well not really maybe like 6 inches and skinny as fuck...babies. And I wanted to feel their bite.. Better believe that if they had a snake this fuckin big I wouldnt be chillin in that basement let alone wantin him to bust out the snake and start fucking with it..

Oh and whoever said that they wouldnt help is shady as fuck. I hope you get caught in some quick sand and your pals pull up lawnchairs out they ass and spark a blunt and watch your ass sink.... then lift you up a little....then watch you sink again.