LOL AT THESE EXCUSES
Bet you tried that one more than once as a tot, right? Well now that you’re an adult, you need some excuses that’re a bit more savvy, doncha think? Fear not, we’ve got your back on this one. Check out the list of excuses we’ve dreamed up and use at will! Until DA DAY becomes a reality, your boss is gonna need to see you pull out all the stops.
I’ve got a 360-degree fever.
I think I ruptured a kidney. Maybe all three of ‘em.
I’m still trying to figure out what the halftime commercials mean.
My wife/husband grounded me.
I’ve got a case of hives from the face paint I had on at the game.
I have to stay home and finish this Crave Case.
The bartender won’t let me leave.
I’m still at the stadium. Mind picking me up?
I’m busy counting down for next year’s Big Game!
My team lost last night and…I can’t afford to come