I'll put my team first:
Shittsburgh Squeelers
Cleveland Clowns or Shit Stains
Faultymore Ratbirds
Cincinnatti Bungoles
Tampa Gay Butt-fuc-can-queers
New York Yets
New England Pat Smears
Strokeland Bladers
Seattle Shitcocks
San Fag-Crisco 69ers
Miami Suckerfish
That's all I can think of right now....