lol...i thought this was somewhat funny

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Stalka All Day

Yeezy Taught Me
Jun 28, 2007
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jacked from XXL...i guess some editor or some shit wrote it


Dear Bow Wow,

Let me preface this by saying, I actually like you and even some of your music. I also predict that when it’s all said and done you’re gonna have an LL/Will Smith-like career. You seem in it for the long haul. But no one is recognizing it. So what do you do? You act a fool. So in turn, you get no respect. But there’s still some other reasons too, homie. Peep game.

26 Reasons Why Sir Shad Gregory Moss gets no respect:

1 You’re short.

2 You’re really short.

3 You still got a baby face.

4 You seem like a mama’s boy. Worst than Usher before the family wrecker came along.

5 Somebody else bumped your girl. 50 Cent!

6 R Kelly punked you out the “I’m a Flirt” song.

7 Your mentor JD gets no respect.

8 You seem like an ingrate cause you’re always shitting on the dude that put you on.

9 You were born in 1987. A year after Raising Hell.

10 You dropped the Lil from your name. Which is worst than being Lil in the first place.

11 You made an album with a nigga from B2K.

12 Lil girls love you. No, they really love you.

13 You call yourself Mr. 106 and Park like that’s a cool thing to be. Who’s your comp there AJ or Terrence J?

14 You call yourself Bow Wizzle like a fake baby Snoop Dogg who never put you on in the first place.

15 Death Row never signed you.

16 You call yourself Bow Weezy and we already got a Weezy.

17 You call yourself the Prince of the O-Town.

18 You come up with bad nicknames.

19 You jack other rapper’s flows and styles.

20 You make bad movies.

21 You got a Napoleon complex.

22 You talk too much.

23 You don’t listen.

24 You’re loud and wrong. As usual.

25 You’ll probably dismiss this and any criticism as hating.

26 You don’t have any hip-hop fans who care about you enough to make a list this long.
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
#5
why i dont respect bow wow: (in pictures)


ice grills from a little bitchy boy.


he stole hulk hogans move.





peep gary payton holdin' his waist like i do my bitch at blockbuster lookin for videos


hes a "puppy dog ass nigga"


before

after

but he still rocks g-unit style wife beaters. g-g-g!


(click the link)

he stand on big D head like its chicken fight in the apartment pool when he shot calls


"youse a mommas boy/imma son of a hussla"-lil romeo


bow wow takes his shirt off. i dont like that.




his gay ass mickey mouse chain.


he thought batting gloves made him a rider.



*no pic* i remember him from snoops 'gin and juice' video, screaming "DOGG POUND!! DOGG POUND!!" jumping on a bed over and over and getting pulled from a bed by his arm.
 

fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
Sep 27, 2004
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#7
he was the lil kid in that gin an juice vid? wow

an thats the definition of owened. wearing gunit while his ex girl is gettin worn by a gunit

an that true as shit, lil bow jacked hella lines