Living next to a screamer...

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DVS ONE

Spanish Springs
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Vista and Hubble
#24
and then you went to knock on the door and it swung open with a creak and no one had been living there for months......creeeepy.......oh wait similar story diff post...... :(
 
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#25
I used to have a similar problem with my neighbors... I just pounded on the wall one time and said keep fucking your gonna make me cum soon.

I never heard anything else outta them after that.
 
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shit this one time i was beatin cakes hella loud and dude next door to us pounded on the wall hella hard.. so we beat a little louder and made more noise. im not sayin im a sav but dude knew i was beatin her guts out that night. from what i heard next day she was checkin the mail and dude just gave her a frosty glare when he saw her. i only smashed with her maybe 1 or 2 more times after that though.

why dont you just go knock on the door and ask them to keep the fuck noises to a low level when its that early? just tell her the truth man.. and then make a funny comment about dudes guitar solos. that will make light of the situation.
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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I tried leavin a note on her door but it hasn't improved the situation. I've punched the wall and even yelled "shut the fuck up" , to no avail. I was thinkin of buying one of those rubber balls with a string around it, or a sock or something, so they could gag each other while they're goin at it.

ANyone have any ideas??? I hate to complain to the landlord but fuck...
go over there and tell her whussup. if she doesn't change, then tell the fuckin manager...that ain't snitchin...anyone who says that is just ignorant....

do you pay rent to hear that bitch get railed? NO......fuck her bullshit.

you should leave a used condom on her doorknob late at night before you know she'll be home.
 
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#31
just an idea.
invite your homies over and wait for them to start fucking and making noise. and you guys should start yelling commentaries like you're watching a boxing match but make the commentary about them. "like oh yahh fuck that bitch". i dont know maybe it will embarass them and at the least it would be pretty funny.
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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#32
just an idea.
invite your homies over and wait for them to start fucking and making noise. and you guys should start yelling commentaries like you're watching a boxing match but make the commentary about them. "like oh yahh fuck that bitch". i dont know maybe it will embarass them and at the least it would be pretty funny.
NICE IDEA!
 

mrtonguetwista

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#33
just an idea.
invite your homies over and wait for them to start fucking and making noise. and you guys should start yelling commentaries like you're watching a boxing match but make the commentary about them. "like oh yahh fuck that bitch". i dont know maybe it will embarass them and at the least it would be pretty funny.
 

R

Sicc OG
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#36
see what you need to do is go down to the beach and get yourself some sand

fill a couple of socks with the sand and tie them at the open end

wait until your neighbours begin their noisy sex, then kick their door in and start beating both of them with the sand filled socks

while you are beating them, start shouting "MAKE SOME MORE NOISE NOW BITCH! MAKE SOME MORE NOISE NOW BITCH!"

thereafter, your neighbours will avoid noisy sex and you will get a good nights sleep

hope this helps