Living next to a screamer...

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pbarb666

pbarb666

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i've had this apartment for a few months and I share a (thin) wall with my nieghbor. Last month this new chick moved in nextdoor. Here's my problem...

She's a bartender, so she works fucked up hours and usually comes home at 3 or 4 in the mornin. I gotta be at work at 8. Her boyfriend always comes home with her. They are hella loud, which is fine whatever, but then they start goin at it and THIS BITCH GETS LOUD, like she's takin in the ass from a buffalo or some shit. BUT THATS NOT THE WORST PART!

I can handle some chick makin sex noises, but THEN HER BOYFRIEND COMES IN WITH THE FUCKIN "OH, OH, OHHH!!!" RIGHT BEFORE HE BUSTS HIS LOAD. HE'S LOUDER THAN HER!!!

To top it all off, dude usually ends up playin acoustic guitar and serenading his bunk chick with love songs. This would be irritating enough at 3 in the mornin, BUT DUDE CAN'T EVEN SING OR PLAY THE FUKIN GUITAR. ITS LIKE THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD PLAYED WITH AN OUT-OF-TUNE GIUTAR BY SOMEONE WHO CAN"T EVEN PLAY OR SING. SERIOUSLY, IMAGINE ALL THOSE SHITTY AMERICAN IDOL TRYOUTS, WELL THEY PRETTY MUCH SLAP ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I tried leavin a note on her door but it hasn't improved the situation. I've punched the wall and even yelled "shut the fuck up" , to no avail. I was thinkin of buying one of those rubber balls with a string around it, or a sock or something, so they could gag each other while they're goin at it.

ANyone have any ideas??? I hate to complain to the landlord but fuck...
 
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SteadyMobbin

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-Bust a load on their doorknob.
-leave a sack of burning shit on their doorstep.
-prank call the girl telling her you're going to rape her and tie up her boyfriend while he watches.
-While your neighbors are fucking, become even louder after the boyfriend ejaculates to make it seem like you were masterbating the whole time. (Bang on walls if necessary).
- superglue porn magazine spreads/centerfolds to the windshield.
- Stop snitching.
 
Rusto

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What i used to do was buy some real good earplugs at the drugstore, jam them inside your ears and just sleep with them on. It works trust me.
 
Tha Mack

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Wake those motherfuckers up in the mornin when you get up. and scream oh, oh oh, the way dude does when he cums, embarass the fuck outta these people!!!
 
Gemini

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PICS OR IT'S NOT HAPPENING! I think I speak for all my SICCNESS Fam. that we at least need to see a pic of the bitch, so we can all see what she's working with. :siccness:
 
dizzlemacem

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You can buy one of those new cards they've been advertising. You've seen em. The ones you can record your voice with??? Yea, record them fucking and leave the card on the doorstep....

Or, when you see them, ask if you can watch so you could at least get a visual of the chick the next time you hear her.....
 
Gemini

Gemini

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dizzlemacem said:
You can buy one of those new cards they've been advertising. You've seen em. The ones you can record your voice with??? Yea, record them fucking and leave the card on the doorstep....

Or, when you see them, ask if you can watch so you could at least get a visual of the chick the next time you hear her.....
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Rusto

Rusto

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Tha Mack said:
Wake those motherfuckers up in the mornin when you get up. and scream oh, oh oh, the way dude does when he cums, embarass the fuck outta these people!!!
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thats a good idea actually...bump some music or watch tv hellla loud when you wake up.
 
emma

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holy shit, that sounds exactly like my old neighbors. both the ridiculously loud gross sex noises and the guitar playing at 3 am. and the guy was just loud in general, all the time.

i tried talking to him a couple times about noise (and about the smoking ciggs right under my window, but that's a whole other story) but he was a major asshole, and the landlord was completely worthless.

i basically couldn't get any peace in my own home, so after a couple months of that shit i just moved.
 
fatman

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Try to get you some of that pussu and make her scream and holla. Instead of playing acoustic guitar,play the cowbell for her.
 
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