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Dec 9, 2005
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I got caught stealing a Talkboy from Target ( Thanks Kevin ! ' Look what you did you little jerk ! )...made it past the 'curity...but my mom called me out on it when I got home and straight confiscated that shit. Never did find it. And never got to say..

' Hi kids...we're home eaaaaaaaaarly....'
 
Oct 5, 2006
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crazy707 said:
Man...There's some good stories on here. Here's mine.

It was me and 3 of my homeboys. We sat in the Wal-Mart parking lot for about an hour trying to come up with a plan on how to gank some CD's. My older patna, the driver, was telling us what to do and said that if he gets caught then to play along with his story that he made up. Well, we all go in there, pick out a CD and sort of split up. Me and one of my boys walk around in the linen dept. and unwrap the CD's and stick em in our pockets. I had a beenie in my pocket so I stuffed it in there. Then me n him go out the back entrance by the garden section. The cashier stopped me and asked me what was in my pocket. I got hella scared and pulled out my beenie and was like, "It's my beenie dumb ass..." She gave me a crazy look and said I was ok. 5 mins. later one of my other boys comes out the same exit. All three of us put our CD's in the bushes and walk back in through the front entrance. We see our other boy getting ready to walk out. As soon as we get outside someone stopped us and they took him and said they knew he stole. Keep in mind this is the same one who said to go along with his BS story that he was going to make up. Anyways, as soon as they say that he starts confessing, not even trying to come up with a story. As soon as he got caught the rest of us bounce out. Me n my one patna go one way and my other boy goes another way. The next day I call to see about my boy who went the other way and he said that he got hella scared and went back and confessed. They tried to scare him and told him it was a good thing that he confessed because they had him on camera and they had a warrent out for his arrest. There was no way I was turnin myself in...
thats bullshit even if they have him on tape, if they didnt catch him they cant do shit! i know people who do that undercover shit for a living N if you get away its over. especially if its just a cd.
 
Feb 23, 2006
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back when i was a youngsta.....me and a friend would always go to a store similar to walgreens(23rd andMission)was where it use to be at.....

we were walkin through the toy section.....wanted to gaffle some of that party spray string...so i grabed like 2 of them and some other stuff....so as we were walkin out th estore....a worker stoped us....went through are pockets...told us to follow him to the back.....i was like fuck...lil nervous and shit.....so i was behind them walkin....i was young...didnt know if he was gonna call my mommy are the police....so my lil baldheaded ass ran around a aisle and broke out the store...i live maybe like 15 mins aways....i ran like 4 blocks....half way to my house. I was always paranoid to go back there again when shopin wit momz
 
Mar 4, 2006
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Im a have to tell my alcohol heist story in 2 parts cuz it's kinda long so here the short version.
Part 1-
So Im kicking it with my best friend and we bout to go up to my girlfriend's house cuz she's there with her friend. So on the way my boy decides to snatch a bottle of tequilla from Safeway. It's hard to remember but I don't think he even told me he was going to take it. So we get to the house and we chilling with the girls and we all getting drunk as hell off tequilla. Im 12 or 13 at the time. So it's hella late and we're on our way back. We dipping in my boy's bucket. I think it was a granada or something. He bought it for like 200 bucks. Keep in mind my boy is not old enough to drive. So we all drunk and im cool with us just going home and going to sleep. But my folks was drunk and comes up with this plan to steal like 10 more bottles of tequilla. Im drunk too so it's hard to remember all of his brillaint detail. Long story short I distracted the workers by acting like I got injured in the store and he snatches like 10 bottles of tequilla. So we bounce and we're all good. We get back to his house and crack another bottle. Basically just getting hella more drunk. We left the other bottles in his trunk so his mom didn't find them.
We both pass out while we were talking about how we got alcohol for like the whole summer.
 
Jun 23, 2002
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I remember back in the day when I was like 11 or 12 me and my homeboy were bored as fuck waiting for a movie to start at the theaters in Pinole (they aren't there anymore). There was a Target across the street and for some reason he wanted to go there hella bad. Since we had to kill some time anyway I said sure. I was kinda wondering why he wanted to go there so bad. So we get there and this fool heads straight to electronics department. So I'm looking at shit, not knowing where he is exactly...just minding my own business. All of a sudden he comes up to me and was like let's get out of here. He's all pulling me and pushing me and shit, this fool was in a hurry. Right then I was like ah damn this retard just stole someshit. So we head towards the exit (the main entrance) and all looks clear. Right when we are about to step out these 2 big ass security guards grab us and take us to this back room, They search us, I had nothing on me. My boy had taken 3-4 computer games lmao. Not even video games or anything tight, just computer games. I didn;t know whether to laugh or be pissed. Anyway, they let me go but kept his ass there until his mom came and got him. That fool was hella embarassed. And we missed the goddamn movie.
 
Jan 28, 2005
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ValleyPainProduct said:
^hahahaha.....you was rollin wit some weenies.....good thing yall wasnt robbin a bank......and i thought Walmart CD's are all censored and shit why you wanna steal that crap??????
They was squares. And about the cnesored CD's, man I was 11 and didn't know any better.
 
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los-nssj408 said:
thats bullshit even if they have him on tape, if they didnt catch him they cant do shit! i know people who do that undercover shit for a living N if you get away its over. especially if its just a cd.
I think they were just trying to scare him, seeing as how we were hella young.
 
Mar 12, 2007
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me n my boy been jackin drank from pak n save since we was 13, we 19 now. he got caught a few months ago but the security guard (old as filipino guy) just told him to give him the drank. we be jackin it at albertsons 2. n we can buy are 40's from the clerk at 711 rite buy our house cuz he hella coo.

me n my boy went to costco the mornin of his 19th b-day, he checkin out the vid games, we leave n go back a few hours later he ends up jackin the game but they got us on their hidden cameras n stop us b4 we leave. he got arrested n i just had to go to the station n my mom pick me up cuz i was only 17. he's now serving 5-10 yrs in san quinten for slangin thizz and trees to minors within 1000 ft. of a school zone. showt. he aint coo wit me no more cuz i'm wit his ex.
 
Mar 4, 2006
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Part 2-

Im still passed the fuck out drunk out my mind. My homies dog starts hella barking and wakes him up. So he goes to see what's up outside and there's cops out there and they arrest his ass for stealing the alcohol. See we got away smooth but his bucket ass 200 dollar grenada fucked it up for us completely. The piece of shit car started smoking so much in the middle of the night one of his neighbors called the police becuz they thought it was about to explode. So the police came to check out the car and my friend's dumb ass left some bottles in the car. So they see that shit and Safeway had reported the theft. But what's mainey is the police didn't even ring the bell becuz the car wasn't registered or nothing. So my friend walked right out there and I don't know if he confessed or what I was passed the fuck out.
So this is the fucked up part he straight snitched on me. He didn't even have to say i was inside the house. He should have took one for the team. So we both had to go to juvenile overnight and i was hungover like hell in the morning. My Pops was about to kill me for doing that dumb shit.
 
Mar 12, 2007
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autistic said:
5-10 years for slanging thizz and trees that's kinda harsh. is that for real?
yup. he had a suspended license too. n had sum schanks on him. the girl od'd at school n snitched. his ex, my girl only got 5 months cuz she a minor n went into a program to get out early but its bitin her in the ass now, long story.
 
Apr 25, 2003
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.....walked into store...asked for a blunt...gave the chicc at the counter a five... she slipped it in the till....gave me change....lines busy... I say "I gave you a fifty." ...checcs till, then under drawer... I leave 44.25 in the blacc...
 
Aug 7, 2006
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damn well ill throw one in

back when i was like 18 or 19 my homie was tellin me his boy works at big 5 and he is the only one working at the time. I wasnt really payin attention since we just playin chess and drinkin some jack then all of a sudden he was like "aye son trust me my boy is going to turn off the alarm to the back emergency exit and so we can just jet out that door." So we start thinkin (plus we buzzin) so were like fuck it lets see waddup. i drove up there parked my car in the back of the building right next to the emergency door. I left the car runnin with my homie bein the lookout just in case anyone tries to jack my car. We walk in noticed that theres like 5 customers and my homies boy working there so.......

I grab 2 sets of $300 golf clubs and shoes
homie grabs 1 set of golf clubs and hella basketballshorts (he loves playin ball)
my other homie grabs like 4 boxes of shoes and 2 of the most expensive drivers they had

we jet out the emergency door and "bam" alarms goes off so we runnin to the car peel off. my homie gets a call from his boy at the store and hes like "dood someone called the cops and i think they described your car" so im trippin like fuck so im hittin lefts and rights through side streets. When i found the main road there was a cop pointed at us ( he was on side of the road on his dispatch). So i hit the center medium go over the shit and full speed runnin lights and stop signs till we got to my homies house and put my car in his garage.

basically clean getaway and we came up $3000. last time im ever listenin to heads when im drunk. I should of just stayed and kept playin chess haha that was some kid shit that ill never do again
 
Jun 5, 2004
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i just jacked a bottle like a couple hours ago and after i walked out the door it started to slowly wiggle down my pants. i was like fuck. then as soon as i got to my car, the bottle was like all the way down my pant leg. and this old lady was watching this bulge go down my pants, the whole time im grabbin my crotch and shit, lol