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Tragedy

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i'm not this cold hell who knows how far along it would be that this could be me but i seen a homeless man on the side walk stooping down with a drink and all i could think of was "it's so cold in the d" that shit was hella wrong so i held it in hopeing he didn't see me. i thought thats just fucked up.

i'm cursed with that damn song in my head lmao.
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

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We have this 65 year old reformed hippie who used to be the maintenance guy at my job. He got fired, and my boss and his brother feel bad for him, so they let him do odd jobs around the house and shit like that. So my younger boss went to France for 2 weeks and the old dude was at his house, house-sitting. He called the other boss one night, and said that he thought he ate something that made him sick, and he had food poisoning and was going to die. My boss talked to him for a while, and finally figured out that ol dude had eaten 3 frozen oreo cookies he found in younger boss freezer, and come to find out, they were laced with 3 doses each of some high powered fuckin acid. Dude was trippin balls, and all I could do was laugh. I figure it was either the best or worst time of his life, and I bet he has not figured out which yet.

Its not funny, cuz dude could have gotten fucked up, BAD, but it is funny, and I bet ol boy never eats anything out of someone elses freezer again!
 
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ESFCE

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^ LMAO. So did the boss tell him they were laced with acid? How did they figure out he ate the cookies, did he admit it.
 
Dr.Pillpopper

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There was a Carles Jr. I use to go to and they had a retarded guy bring your food out and like 4 different times he had his shirt tucked in to his tighty whities. I know its bad but I'd be cracking up inside.
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

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yeah, my boss told him as soon as he figured out what it was.

He admitted to eating the cookies. He said he did not think twice about eating them.
 
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ESFCE

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one time when i was a young ass kid...my grandfather had fallen out his chair at the dinner table. my moms seen me and my cousin outside playing and was like hey come help me pick up your grandfather. so we go inside and hes still like in a sitting position but on his back, with his legs bent at the knees. me and my cousin walk up and right as we do he lets out a big ass fart. me and my cousin ran away while giggling hard.... fucked up I know lol.
 
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i laughed when i saw this lady bleeding with her car turned upside down

she had blood on all over her head

i just pictured her going "ooooooooooooooooooowwwww"

i made a joke about it and everybody in the car laughed too

(nothing personal of course)
 
2-0-Sixx

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ESFCE said:
one time when i was a young ass kid...my grandfather had fallen out his chair at the dinner table. my moms seen me and my cousin outside playing and was like hey come help me pick up your grandfather. so we go inside and hes still like in a sitting position but on his back, with his legs bent at the knees. me and my cousin walk up and right as we do he lets out a big ass fart. me and my cousin ran away while giggling hard.... fucked up I know lol.
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^^Reminds me of somethin....My boss at my old job was hella fat and he was sitting in this small chair (which was funny as it was because he was such a fat ass) and me and my comrade had just came in from smoking a joint, hella high, well one of the metal legs snapped cuz it couldn't withstand his fatness, he fell HARD and let out this strange, "uuuuugh...........ughhhhhh" sound. Me and my boy just started rollin, couldn't stop for the life of me even though it was my boss. I had to leave the room I was in tears.

Another time I had this co-worker, some ugly chick was talking to me and telling me her mother just passed away and she was in tears, but she had a piece of fruit rollup stuck to her cheek she was eatin. I started laughing and she thought I was laughing that her moms died, haha
 
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ESFCE

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lmao! Somethin like that happened last year at this wrestling event i went to. there was a big fat guy to the left of me a few seats over....all of a sudden i hear a big CLANK!! i look over and just see him rolling over and the folding chair is completely flattened. the dude gets up and walks to the back, sits on the floor against the back wall and stays there for the rest of the event. everyone around him was laughing to each other but not really loud to be rude about it. fucked up cuz dude was all happy and into the show till then.
 
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m.w.merlino

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ohhhh awhile back one of my ex-girlfriends had this ridiculous slut of a friend who liked to use abortion as a form of birth control. She was 19 and already had 2 done and came to our house worried about being pregnant AGAIN.

My old girl and her went out and picked up a pregnancy test and brought it back to the house. I was on the computer when they walked in and immediately started making jokes about her new baby, the name, how the dad feels (there was none), etc. Interestingly enough, I think I was posting on the siccness while this all happened.

At any rate she went into the bathroom to do the do, which was very close to the computer area. I was yelling at her through the door about it and she finally came out saying she was pregnant. I just couldn't feel sorry for the bitch, and I sat there and I fucking laughed at her and she ran out crying.
 
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Ry

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A few years ago I was at the doctors office getting a prescription filled and one of my homies came with me to keep me company. While we were in the waiting room this old man walked in breathing through a respirator sounding exactly like Darth Vader. I started laughing and the old man got really offended and started yelling at me and got in my face. Eventually his wife told him to calm down and thats when I was called in to see the Dr...
 
MobMuzic707

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2-0-Sixx said:
^^Reminds me of somethin....My boss at my old job was hella fat and he was sitting in this small chair (which was funny as it was because he was such a fat ass) and me and my comrade had just came in from smoking a joint, hella high, well one of the metal legs snapped cuz it couldn't withstand his fatness, he fell HARD and let out this strange, "uuuuugh...........ughhhhhh" sound. Me and my boy just started rollin, couldn't stop for the life of me even though it was my boss. I had to leave the room I was in tears.

Another time I had this co-worker, some ugly chick was talking to me and telling me her mother just passed away and she was in tears, but she had a piece of fruit rollup stuck to her cheek she was eatin. I started laughing and she thought I was laughing that her moms died, haha
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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rekomstop

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Ry said:
A few years ago I was at the doctors office getting a prescription filled and one of my homies came with me to keep me company. While we were in the waiting room this old man walked in breathing through a respirator sounding exactly like Darth Vader. I started laughing and the old man got really offended and started yelling at me and got in my face. Eventually his wife told him to calm down and thats when I was called in to see the Dr...
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i've noticed that too, but i guess i'm better at holding in laughter lol.
 
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