Ever see someone's picture, and that user's name is kind of ironic?
Or maybe...it just doesn't quite compute?
Here's a few examples:
"La Guera"
Says on Cpixel that she's a ''muchacha cabrona''...
I say, no.
You're white. Caucasian. Albino, even, in this case. You are not ''La Guera'', you are simply White Girl.
You don't have to lie.
Moving on, we have "SEXY MOMMY". Yes. SEXY. When you look like Rosanne Barr's offspring, you are not sexy. This is not possible.
Then we have the infamous ''Sad Girl''. Honestly, I don't know what to say, other than the fact that if I was her, I'd be "La Depressed and Suicidal Girl", no lie. Her lips were used in various test models for new arcade games, as you can see for yourself. The mythical beast has arisen from the depths of the treacherous Cholo World. See for yourself:
Yes, I am scarred (and scared) for life.
And then, my friends, we have my all-time favorite. "Babygirl", or, more famously, "Monkeygirl", the most feared and ferocious e-surena on the internet. She lives in a gated community in the Lake Tahoe, Nevada area, and has been known to maul her victims with her razor sharp talons before snorting their remains up her nostrils. Please be advised, the image you are about to view may be frightening and cause nightmares, siezures, memory loss, diarrhea, miscarriage, headaches, vomiting, and even death. Please consult with your physician before viewing. Also, children should not view because of the risk of permanant erectile dysfunction in males, and permanant blindness in females. You have been warned.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
Or maybe...it just doesn't quite compute?
Here's a few examples:
"La Guera"
Says on Cpixel that she's a ''muchacha cabrona''...
I say, no.
You're white. Caucasian. Albino, even, in this case. You are not ''La Guera'', you are simply White Girl.
You don't have to lie.
Moving on, we have "SEXY MOMMY". Yes. SEXY. When you look like Rosanne Barr's offspring, you are not sexy. This is not possible.
Then we have the infamous ''Sad Girl''. Honestly, I don't know what to say, other than the fact that if I was her, I'd be "La Depressed and Suicidal Girl", no lie. Her lips were used in various test models for new arcade games, as you can see for yourself. The mythical beast has arisen from the depths of the treacherous Cholo World. See for yourself:
Yes, I am scarred (and scared) for life.
And then, my friends, we have my all-time favorite. "Babygirl", or, more famously, "Monkeygirl", the most feared and ferocious e-surena on the internet. She lives in a gated community in the Lake Tahoe, Nevada area, and has been known to maul her victims with her razor sharp talons before snorting their remains up her nostrils. Please be advised, the image you are about to view may be frightening and cause nightmares, siezures, memory loss, diarrhea, miscarriage, headaches, vomiting, and even death. Please consult with your physician before viewing. Also, children should not view because of the risk of permanant erectile dysfunction in males, and permanant blindness in females. You have been warned.
Thank you, and have a nice day.
