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what it thizz

Sicc OG
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So I just put together this website with a buddy of mine, it's basically a fmylife kinda site, aimed at the raging alcoholics and blackouts of the world. I know there's a gang of heavy boozers like me on this board so I thought I'd share it with siccness... if you got time check it out @ www.lastnightwasweird.com

So read some shit and if you got time post something, and let me know what you think of it, it's very much a work in progress.
 
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Sicc OG
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not hangover inspired... most of the stories on there are mine so far, so you could say the inspiration came from the life I lead... seriously I'm a wreck.

and @ Infantry, I agree, but i think it's better than reading LNWW at the end of the post or something. What would you like to see there?
 
Infantry Elite

Infantry Elite

Sicc OG
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what it thizz said:
not hangover inspired... most of the stories on there are mine so far, so you could say the inspiration came from the life I lead... seriously I'm a wreck.

and @ Infantry, I agree, but i think it's better than reading LNWW at the end of the post or something. What would you like to see there?
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just put "Weird." it would be smoother


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Apparently last night, I hooked up with this girl who is "DTF" at all times. I remember fucking her from behind and then accidently plugging the backdoor for a minute or two. I also remember her sucking me down after that. I was wearing a condom too. This girl basically sucked a poopy condom. Weird.
 
Rossibreath

Rossibreath

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Infantry Elite said:
just put "Weird." it would be smoother ex. Apparently last night, I hooked up with this girl who is "DTF" at all times. I remember fucking her from behind and then accidently plugging the backdoor for a minute or two. I also remember her sucking me down after that. I was wearing a condom too. This girl basically sucked a poopy condom. Weird.
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lol thats called a muddy helmet.
 
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Sicc OG
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Apparently last night, I gave my friend my phone because I was blacked out and I drunk dial/text like no other. I wake up and see my friend texted my friends, my mom, dad, sister, brother, everyone. He texted, "Sorry to tell you this in a text, but I'm gay." I had 20 missed calls from family members and my sister telling me through texts she "accepts me". It gets worse. I call my friend out and he tells me how sorry he is and that he took it way too far. So I'm over it, its whatever. Then he calls me on his cell and a picture of his nutsac shows up as his picture. Fuckin A! Last night was wei
 
drewski.kalonji

drewski.kalonji

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i think your site has potential to blow up! good shit

i should really tell my friend to sign up. Last night he clipped a parked car driving drunk, lost pints of blood cause he got jumped by 4 bangers and ended up getting with a huge gash on his dome, and lost 100 dollars and his wallet. Ended up sealing the wound up with hella superglue and first aid tape lol.
moral of the story: don't get absolutely hammered at an early daytime wedding and then roam around outside of your town with a drunken chip on your shoulder.
just another example that makes me very appreciative that i decided on taking a break from the bottle.
 
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what it thizz

Sicc OG
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hah for sure man, do it!

since i know people don't always want to put themselves on blast, here's some that I myself posted... and they're true, don't worry about that haha:

Apparently last night, I was drinking with about a dozen of my buddies, and got trashed off Irish car bombs. I passed out mid sentence on a table, so they took my phone and started texting really creepy, sexual things to this girl, telling her to come over. For some reason she actually did come over, only to find me passed out on a couch covered in marker. Somehow, I got a second wind and cleaned myself up, drank more, and ended up hooking up with her. I didn't know this until the next morning though, when I found cum all over my t shirt, and woke up pantsless, spooning with her on a chair in a room where 4 other guys were sleeping. Last night was weird.

Apparently last night, I was supposed to go to a bar for my friends 21st birthday. Instead, I got completely shithoused, blacked out by 6 pm, and around 8 pm barged through my neighbors door carrying a full size disco ball and a big golden buddah. To this day nobody knows where they came from or why I was carrying them. Last night was weird.

Apparently last night, after doing beer bongs all day and getting completely shit housed I passed out at a party and got chiefed, and woke up in the backyard in a chair, covered in vomit, with the sprinklers on me and two empty twelve packs on my feet. When I finally made it home I went to go get in the shower, but ended up passing out on the ground with the shower running. My dad came in and found me naked, and instead of helping, took pictures to blackmail me with the rest of my life. Last night was weird.

that last one was from my highschool days... glad to hear some of you guys think this could have some legs!
 
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