Last night at work i was THE FUCKIN MAN.

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It was busy all night at the resturant cause for one, the owner is a big tymer know all thru Pittsburgh Sports. So of course for the Steelers hes gonna be packed.

I was doing a real great job with the other best busser, my homeboy David. We finally get the kitchen closed at 9:30. During this time people just order drinks ($4.00 for cheap beer / $7.00 and up for mixed drinks). So peeps are fucked. '

Heres how to become THE MAN.

Eveybody there seemed to be lost or from out of town, or too drunk to handle shit for themselves. I took care of everyone and the coolest part was...

I always hated my cell phone. I took it to work that day to call some people on break. And it turned out i was makin calls to Pizza shops, taxis, tow trucks, hotels, getting directions off it, hookin up people with hook ups, all kinds of shit. And i kept getting tips, like 5 bucks for a phone call. Id get someone asking me directions and id get them. Need a pizza, i got it. All kinds of shit.

Youre prolly bored right now, but it was a ball to me last night. I got everyone everything. Just wanted to mention it.
 

Stealth

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Our Steelers are better than anyone thinks. :devious:

::Sits back, relaxes, and waits for the next PGH Ass-Kicking::
 

Gas One

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dosent the man get people to do shit for him, not the other way around?


"AY NIGGA TIE MY TIE!!!"

(bartender rushes over)

"NAH NIGGA I WANT A WINSDOR KNOT!"

(does winsdor knot)

at that point id probably go get some change and make you do shit like stand on your head and sing ODB songs for 7 bucks