Last night at work: BOSS GETS IN FIGHT + TRIES TO GET BUSSBOY TO TOUCH HIS P.P. lol

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May 12, 2002
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My boss last night started drinking early. Upstairs he was talking with my homeboy about jail. then they start ripping on each other and hes like (at my homie David) "So what, did you take it up the ass a lot?" And Davids like "No, thats a disgrace to my culture, were not like that" So my boss says "Well its all guys up here, do you want to get in a circle and do a cirlce jerk?" And my boys like "Fuck you, why dont we all circle you and you give us all head" And it goes on and on til my boss is saying "come on... you know you like p.p.!" LMAO

later when my boss is wasted, we get off work and go across the street, and proir to that he was arguing with this guy at our bar. So sure enough the other guy is at this bar and my boss keeps talking shit and talking shit. then he says to me "GET READY) and then tells this guy that his familly and kids are dogs, and he should go home and fuck them all. so this guy rushes my boss and we all jump in and stools and tables are getting kocked over... MY FIRST BAR FIGHT! and it ends sort of quick with me choking someone and almost getting my face bashed into a corner of the bar. So then it ends for now and dood leaves. So i told my boss id ride him home.

Take him home while he passes out (3:30am) and when we get to his place he shakes our hands and then tells David "Ohhh, your heads always bald... whats up with you bald kids." and starts play punching him. Davids like "whatever... get off me." and my boss grabs his head (and in the funniest voice a 40year old man can make) says "Why dont you put your head near my P.P." I was laughing so hard, and he keeps pulling at his head and all i see are arms flying around til David shuts the door and our boss is trying to tell us something so David opens the door smashing boss's fingers in the hinge, and then our boss grabs him again and tries to push his head into his "pp". LAMO it was so fuckin funny im lauging right now.

Then we left and davids like "Hes a trip..." im like YEP. laughing. David says "Thats our boss" And i laughed so fuckin hard, cause this guy is for real always a trip. Its hard to realize hes our boss even tho he pays us.
 
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If I was you Blight, I'd go to the EEOC and file a compliant! You can get some scrill.. sounds like blatant sexual harrassment to me.. woulndt it be nice to not have to work with a faggot ass undercover queer...?
If I had a boss that even joked in that manner, I might not make it to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission with my mines, I'd prolly kick him in the pp..

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Alomst the exact same shit happened to some of my friends. There boss always kind of hit on them at work and shit. He tried to get with my friend at a party when he was drunk as fuck. My buddy pushed him away and called him a homo. The next day the boss comes to his house and shoots at him and his brother. He only served like a week and kept his buisness. He got caught with child porn too when they searched his house. He hired an expensive lawyer and plea bargained down to like a year of probation and some community service. I feel bad for the people that work for him now.:classic:
 
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LMAO @ "I'd prolly kick him in the pp..." And MacGuinn, DAMN that sucks...

LMAO my boss fucks around a lot, he wasnt trying to make him really touch it. He knew it would fuck with David and David would try anything to keep it from happening. Theyre actually real cool together, just bust on each othe rall the time and talk a lot of shit.

LMAO THE NEXT DAY AT WORK... I saw my boss and he was explaining the fight to the bartender. then he looks at me and says "Man it was crazy. Were you there?" and i laughed and said "Yeah, dont you remember, i gave you a ride home too." and he looked at me like Huh? he had no idea i was there. Since he after all kept saying "GOODNIGHT, you can go home." when we were at the bar, thinking we were still at work and he was sending me home.