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azryda420

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Zer0.MediA said:
Well they can just use the Tech-nology (see what I did there? Booyah!) like those stupid dancing things used back in the early 90's. You put the music on and it moves to the beat. The only thing is that a girl might get bored the same way a guy does having to fast foward through a boring part of porn when an interlude comes on.
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Man thats totally fucking funny!

I remember those things. like the flower in the pot that dances to the radio when set by it. I could see a little tech n9ne statue with spikey red hair that dances around. Your right about the dildos though. They would either skip through to the fast parts that would make it vibrate all crazy, or they could just listen to one of those bass cd's. That type of cd would keep the thing jumpin'.
 
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azryda420

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Juan Million said:
You guys are thinking about this dildo thing a little too much.
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Dude trust me I'm STRAIGHT off the dildo's entering my ass.

One day you'll come home from work and catch your ol lady goin to town on herself with one and then you'll appreciate it. It's like one of those 30 second 25 cent peep shows but it doesnt end by the window going down. Yah know?
 
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Juan Million

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Woah, hold up, I never said anything about dildos entering your ass and what does any of that have to do with 2 guys talking about dildos too much? It was just a joke bro, I never said (and didn't mean to imply) that you like dildos up your ass. LOL
 
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azryda420

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Juan Million said:
You guys are thinking about this dildo thing a little too much.
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Juan Million said:
Woah, hold up, I never said anything about dildos entering your ass and what does any of that have to do with 2 guys talking about dildos too much? It was just a joke bro, I never said (and didn't mean to imply) that you like dildos up your ass. LOL
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Your right! What does taking it in the ass have to do with us talking about dildos?

I didnt take it like that. I was making sure you knew we had no intentions for our own use. Theyre for the chicks , and we know tech loves to take care of his ladies. All gravvy Juan!
 
Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

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Nov 14, 2002
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Well jeez... I came up with a vib and the condoms, but how much variety can you put in the condoms? LoL... I guess you could put Techs face with different expressions just underneath where your head would be, (my favorite would be the "shocked" expression) so this way when you're bangin' doggy-style, you can watch his face plunge in and out.

Obviously the "shocked" expression would be the funniest though. He'd be like "Hey quit.. hrmffghrmmmmmmmfrl.. Not so fuckin'.. grlllhrhrmfffff.."

But I'd rather talk about a vib... If it was a gay thing then I'd be all into that Tech head at the end idea, but then I guess he'd get to say the same thing whether he was on the condom, or shaped into a vib.

"Hey quit.. hrmffghrmmmmmmmfrl.. Not so fuckin'.. grlllhrhrmfffff.."
 
Trick420

Trick420

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ever post on this page had the word dildo in it....ya don't see that everyday

hey zero your 100th sig is pretty tight, it fits ya pretty good...
 
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