in all seriousness, anything like this cant an wont be considered tardy. tardy means late, an means its been shown once before. something like this shouldnt be restricted to one time posting
i'd take it a step further an give them a raise an cut out about 1:26 seconds of every game so they can chase each other around on court blindfolding with supersoakers filled with butter
". . . Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who witnesses told police were having sex with each other in a bathroom stall at a Tampa, Fla., nightclub . . ."
" . . . moaning, "going down," and eyes rolling back into one woman's head . . ."