KFC Wants Sanjaya To Change Hair-Do

[mrtonguetwista]

American Idol and Sanjaya Malakar are all the rage. KFC President Gregg Dedrick penned an April 2 open letter to American Idol's Malakar. After congratulating Malakar, Dedrick goes on to say that the 17-year-old's "ever-changing hairdos" have made him "almost as famous as Colonel Sanders." This is subsequently followed by a "tasty offer" for.
"If you don a bowl hairdo during one of your next nationally televised performances, KFC will grant you a free lifetime supply of KFC Famous Bowls. We're sure America will be as 'bowled-over' by your take on this classic look as they are by our KFC Famous Bowls," writes Dedrick in the letter.

 

[MooreBlock530]

them famous bowls aint no joke when your smashed.....pretty bomb actually...

 

[Dana Dane]

They are OK, but I have them nix the corn and put extra gravy.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

He had some kind of slicked down hair-do tonight

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

They are OK, but I have them nix the corn and put extra gravy.

Fuck that, the corn is the icing on the cake.

 

[infinity]

famous bowls are the shit.

 

[Mars]

I'd sport a bowl hair cut for the rest of my days for a life time supply of famous bowls.

 

[MooreBlock530]

Fuck that, the corn is the icing on the cake.

you feel me the corn is bomb in those lil shits......extra corn please

 

[Dana Dane]

Corn and shits....no pun intended, huh?

 

[Gas One]

i really didnt think there was a person on earth that liked KFC's famous bowls.

the fuck i want corn in my potatoes for?

i bet some homeless dude mixed that shit up from the KFC trash can and coronel sanders was like "hmmmm...good idea.."

 

[Triple Threat]

I'd do it for a life time supply of bowls of THC

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

i really didnt think there was a person on earth that liked KFC's famous bowls.

the fuck i want corn in my potatoes for?

i bet some homeless dude mixed that shit up from the KFC trash can and coronel sanders was like "hmmmm...good idea.."

I havent met anyone that DIDNT like those bowls. The only thing i really like there is the sides. I even by a small mac n cheese and throw it in the mix...i ain scared, sheeeeeeit.

On Thanksgiving, i mix all my shit into on pile:turkey, mashed pos, green beans, corn,stuffing,gravy....BOMB!

I llike all my food caserole style, thats the troof, son.

 

[Gas One]

thats some jail outside the jail shit.

expensive ass spreads.

i think i threw up after my famous bowl. i cant fuck with the modern day gruel.

i do agree tho i like the sides better

 

[ESFCE]

love those bowls, they are the shit

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

love those bowls, they are the shit

Speaking of which...if you were constipated BEFORE one of those bowls...you defineatly wont be after!!!

 

[Gas One]

i guess im officially the dude who dosent like shit everyone else in the siccness likes. this shit happened with the hills have eyes thread. lol

id rather eat mashed potatoes and gravy by itself than a famous bowl

 

[Dana Dane]

the corn makes you giggle as it slides out, too. kinda tickles.

 

[Gas One]

and you say your anus is unremarkable. psssh.

the corn begs to differ.

 

[Dana Dane]

That made a snot bubble come out of my nose.

 

[KOOL_AID]

i never had them are they really that good?