how'd those meetings at dove valley go.
bowlen: John you're hired! please help us get back on track
elway: thank you for the change i wont disappoint you
xanders: so what are we doing about Head Coach?
bowlen: i know bring in mularky, rivera, koetter, ehhhh dennison just for shits and giggles, oh and that colored guy who was running the team last week whats his name stupidesville or something like that, he'll fulfill the rooney rule.
elway: haha i can bring harbaugh in for a look too, stanford ties at work already
xanders: lets ask gregg williams too, man this is looking good guys
bowlen: ummmmm guys...williams, mularky rivera and harbaugh all cancelled on us.
zanders: still leaves us koetter dennison and fox.
elway: well dennison sucked as special teams coach for us so i dont like him
bowlen: so koetter or fox.
elway: hey i have an idea, only 1 team was worse then us, lets get thier coach, i bet it was just bad ownership....FOX YOURE HIRED